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3 Coffees A Day Keeps The Sleepy Away

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THE OUPPY GIRL

THE OUPPY GIRL

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A Wikipedia Poem On Software Entropy
A Wikipedia Poem On Software Entropy
A Wikipedia Poem On Software Entropy

a wikipedia poem on software entropy

Like These Are Butch Lesbians To Me
Like These Are Butch Lesbians To Me

like these are butch lesbians to me

Mountain goats lyric of today:

That a whole lot of water

That’s a whole lot of water

(From protein source of the future now)


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we need more women in STEM (skulduggery terrorism embezzlement murder)

They Burned And They Burned And They Burned And They Burned And They Burned

They burned and they burned and they burned and they burned and they burned


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If someone looked me in the eyes and called me an abhorrent monstrosity,,,,,mmmm pretty sure i would kiss them on the mouth.

Eating glass out of the dumpster

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

“I am healthy, I am whole, but I have poor impulse control, and I wanna go home.”

Perfectly encapsulates the feeling of yearning for everything despite having it really good. Damn bro, you captured it, you smacked me in the face, you kissed me on the forehead, you got me


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when the thought of her makes u smile during mundane tasks


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Messy Marcy🦇

Messy Marcy🦇

MONDAY. I’M ALL OUT OF CALMER IDEAS.

MONDAY. I’M ALL OUT OF CALMER IDEAS.

oh god the urge to go dig in the dirt for bugs and rotting things

it was love at first sight, but yknow i'm looking at recreations based on my beloved's fossilized remains

The Besties Are Laying Next To Each Other

the besties are laying next to each other


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Enough about the ideal man. These darlings were featherless, occasionally bipedal, and gorgeous

Enough About The Ideal Man. These Darlings Were Featherless, Occasionally Bipedal, And Gorgeous

This is the ideal creature. Hollow crested, nostrils connected to a huge empty bone head, allowing for not only BIG SNOFF, but also BIG SINGING. Cousins of the equally as lovely lambeosaurus, who are the most beautiful and well shaped of creatures of all time.

Hadrosaurids ;-; my beloveds, millions of years separating us


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and his loverboy loved knives, and his loverboy loved him like he loved a knife, he loved the shine and he loved the blood, he wanted to drink him up like sweet juice off a sharp blade

horribly-fermented-cherries - 3 Coffees A Day Keeps The Sleepy Away

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I wanna eat a cattail, please, I want the horrible seedy fluff, I know how bad it'll be and goddamn do I wanna make that poor of a decision

oh dirt triangle, my scrumptious love

Maslow's hierarchy of needs is OUT soil classification triangle is IN

Maslow's Hierarchy Of Needs Is OUT Soil Classification Triangle Is IN

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I just bit into a hollow radish. I have a question for god and it is, WhY?! Like it wasn't bad, same good crunch of any radish, but wtf, how did that even happen??


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They’re too cute for it. I wouldn’t want their hearts stained by the deed. Beetles could take it tho, without a second thought

Moth's are good and all

but have you ever looked into the beady eyes of a large shiny black beetle and known that wee fucker wanted your garden to live? Have you ever seen a moth give that level of angry love? Seen a moth eat hundreds of pests who would kill your tomatoes just because it loves you?

Moth's are amazing and fluffy, but beetles know love and vengence.

A very good point, and I want to hug their gentle souls. But would a moth fight god for you? Bet a beetle would

Moth's are good and all

but have you ever looked into the beady eyes of a large shiny black beetle and known that wee fucker wanted your garden to live? Have you ever seen a moth give that level of angry love? Seen a moth eat hundreds of pests who would kill your tomatoes just because it loves you?

Moth's are amazing and fluffy, but beetles know love and vengence.

the fact that birds can't kiss because they don't really have lips is too much today. no thank you, too sad, 0/10

laying in grass won't fix me. i need to be buried in shallow dark humus filled earth and smell it all around me. i need that solid weight on my chest. i need the worms to know me carnally


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Will read Sappho 4 lesbians

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