They’re On A Date

A THING FOR SATURDAYS!

Art by Anthony Galatis

Batman & Cass :3

So I asked my friend to do an art collab with me and Parallax Hal is so important to me... oh and Wally is here too I guess!

@xenolodd drew the tiny Wally!

do people actually read books while in the bathtub

how do you not get everything wet

I am so mentally normal about them..

They've kissed several times and I shall NOT elaborate

Also can barely find stuff with them together, rare pair more like Where-

Worst part about being extremely hyperfixated on one/two specific thing/s is discord servers

I'm not just gonna walk into a DC discord server and be like "so, Riddler/Riddlebat yeah?" And then not shut up about it lmao

*sighhh* while I'm making some banger art for tumblr I am also giving in to the voices and writing a small Ultraman x J'edd J'arkkus fic

Idk if I should just post it to AO3 or drop it here.. they're brainrotting me

Trump just declared that there are only 2 genders, so this is your reminder to get WEIRDER and QUEERER gang

it’s a batkid tradition to memorise Bruce’s credit card number. when you join the family you get kidnapped and held hostage by the kids while the existing siblings drill you repeatedly until you can quote all the numbers like a soldier mindlessly responding to their drill sergeant. Bruce doesn’t find out this is a thing until theres a big case that requires some of the kids back up the JLA in a mission, but Duke hasnt slept for like three days so when Bruce barks at him to pay attention he snaps upwards like a sleeper agent to rattle off the entire card number by default. the table falls silent. Bruce furrows his brow.

Bruce: …wait. was that my credit card number?

Duke, instantly: im so sorry it was Dick’s fault i promise

Dick: HEY-

Barry: wait that was his credit card-? hey can you say it again-

Oliver: -also the pin,

Bruce: Barry, you know if you need help i am happy to-

Bruce, abruptly changing tune the second Oliver opened his mouth: -YOU can shut the fuck up i know exactly how much is in your bank right now-

Oliver: HEY I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS-

Killer klowns