It Comes With Being A Kim

https://archiveofourown.org/works/64998775

sooooooooo

I just stumbled upon some random mincraft-parkour-voiceover-thingy but for our friendly neighbourhood spidey

so instead of starting finishing the batfam fanfic series I promised my non-existent followers, I'm instead going to do a one-shot peter-quits-being-spidey wholesome one-shot instead

i have also only consumed like, 2 official spidey media (movies) and that was over 2 years ago

so, there's that

I'll link the spidey fic in the comments if I finish

I CANNOT CHOOSE!!! HELP!!!!

i sooooo just want to fix my problems with a poly label smacked in the middle

but i already have at least 2 other poly ships :'''')

*eyes batman and tim pointedly*

i shouldn't have too many, right?

right??

should i just make it 3 polys..................

imagine

batman in foot-high stilletoes (hope i spelt that right)

at a JL meeting

he does not explain or acknowledge it

nightwing is dying internally (he's trying so hard not to laugh that it actually hurts)

it was a batfam dare/bet

he fights aliens in them

i shall continue this when i wake up

@asterinthecactus

chapter one is out!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65109382/chapters/167446465

hmm orv au where gamer yjh fans vaguely spot kdj in the background and try to track him across social media.

they discover that he only exists on the internet across a bunch of random videos, almost ALL from famous celebrities and influencers. Everyone who knows someone can't figure out who this man is irl. But he has a nice voice and all his acquaintances seem to be some degree of obsessed with him.

Batman Orphan-Spotting radar

So i just read this nice peice of art ft. supes, batman and spidey. (link here: https://www.tumblr.com/arandomao3user/783454212655857664/batman-be-like-orphan-spotted?source=share)

Very cool, very nice

HOWEVER

I read the reblog reponse and i DIED

So now I hc that Batman can just immediately tell if you're an orphan or not, he can even narrow it down to when or how you lost your parents.

At first no one thinks much of it (not even batman himself, but then again he was never going to pay it attention anyway)

UNTIL

this new hero (dimension-shenanigans, they're gone in like a week) who looks like they've gone through the horrors, like they single-handedly have every single cliche superhero backstory ever, is staying at the watchtower so they can get help getting home.

And Batman walks in, stares at him for 6 minutes 47 seconds, and just says like,"do your parents know you're a hero"

And like every is in baffled confusion

because like how could you ask this CLEARLY ORPHANED CHILD, who looks like they have never known human warmth, whether their parents know their flying about fighting bad guys?

and in that split second of silence the hero just goes

"My mum knows but I haven't told my dad yet and I don't know how much longer my mum can cover for me"

and everyone is just like "........wtf?????"

"what do you men 'your mum knows' isn't she dead"

and the hero and batman both simultaneously wip their heads towards them with looks of utter disgust and bafflement

"no?..... my mum and dad are very much alive, thank you very much"

"why would you think they're parents are dead???"

and everyone else is just like

"???????"

Or better yet the exact inverse

A bright cheery child, who looks like joy and innocence personified appears

And batman just pulled them into a hug "Oh you poor innocent child.... it must have been so hard watching your parents die at just 7 and a half years old...."

And the child just breaks down and starts sobbing, they narrate their backstory and

Oh.

Oh my god.

In conclusion batman would 1000% have orpan sensing abilities (and yes he did adopt the second child but he had to return them... for reasons)

Dear ORV fans, readers and writers;

I'm sorry for when i said to my friends "I want a real angsty story, no happy endings just pain". I was young and stupid and naive and so so innocent. I have now realized the error of my ways so please PLEASE give kim com their their happy ending (ill even accept a side story impossible ending or an official AU, please just ANYTHING)

A fellow reader and kdj fragment

sooooooooo

I just stumbled upon some random mincraft-parkour-voiceover-thingy but for our friendly neighbourhood spidey

so instead of starting finishing the batfam fanfic series I promised my non-existent followers, I'm instead going to do a one-shot peter-quits-being-spidey wholesome one-shot instead

i have also only consumed like, 2 official spidey media (movies) and that was over 2 years ago

so, there's that

I'll link the spidey fic in the comments if I finish

guys have u ever seen the same post like, twice?

not a reblog, not the same post you originally saw, not even by the same person,

but it's the EXACT SAME POST

you are 100% sure you read this exact thing 4 days ago but it doesn't have the like/comment you left and you can swear that the op's pfp was completely different

but before you can really think about it you end up scrolling to something new then just...... forget

only to remember it multiple weeks later?

I CANNOT CHOOSE!!! HELP!!!!

Fic recommendation

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