Because I Post Almost Nothing.

i can't tell if that's positive or negative.

what if I told you I could bring your parents back, before the incident, but they'll remember what you did?

...

NO..

i put my hand on merasmus shoulder and bilbo baggins i say as i rocket jump into the sky

What... Just happened?

i don't wanna grow up.

I have an extra long ruler I found on the ground… anyone want it?

filename1 : "ÑŒ NØ ÑÖ WHY \/\/øÙL|] YŒÛ §√M/\/\∆N HÏM?!"

Henry : "who?"

Filename1 : "ØH ÑŒ-"

*cue VOAdem bursting in thru a door*

(translation: NO NO NO WHY WOULD YOU SUMMON HIM?!

OH NO-)

Still got that guitar in your face?

Not to worry! I shall play to ease your pain.

*Insert the most god-awful knee-rattling soul-shredding solo in the universe as I insult the memory of both Oasis and all the Muses of mythology*

—Kitsunecat

merasmus: "thank you? I guess?"

Filename_1: "hœw dø yöú gûyß kēëp géttïñg îñ hære¿?‽¿"

lemme asky ya sumthin', why is yo pfp a pumpkin? Just curious.

(Just remembered that pumpkin is an endearin' nickname, I might call ya that. Muehehehehe 😈😈😈) /J

why not? I like pumkin. This blog is basically a place to unleash my autism and just go fuckin insane. So why now pumkin? Do you not like pumkin?

(😳 I uhh, wouldn't mind that? *Cough cough*)/j (unlesss?)

Yo! Merasmus!

What do you think of my creation/child medic?

Skellie approved.

Why does your hat look like it's going through the 5 stages of greif???

because it is. Scroll backwards and eventually you'll see why he's so sad.

Trick or Treat?!

pls send to @roseworkshop as that is my main

Hey Merasmus, what's one of your favorite cryptids?

monglain death worm