My Uncle Works For Fox News

Y’all so last year my ELA (english language arts) teacher (the GOAT of all teachers i’ve ever had) had us read the book The boy in the striped pyjamas and so I basically forgot about it until today when one of the boys in my class said “RIP Shmuel.” (The book took place during WWII and Shmuel was on of the Jews in Auchwitz and it was about a German boy named Bruno and Shmuel becoming friends and eventually they die in the end but it’s a really sweet book that is also really realistic) I am kind of ashamed to say I laughed

So i apparently have a few cavities and am now banned from sugary drinks. I live off of sugary drinks. I think i’m in hell

My friend just called Linguini from Ratatouille the grown up version of the kid from spy-kids

Listen I spent a lot of last night crying because Panic! at the disco is breaking up and still, I’m Not Okay.

Happy Cosmo appreciation month!

I will be posting lots of Cosmo appreciation, ur welcome

I identity with Carol Danvers because I too am a Lesbian and hate most men

Wait so when did we come up with the idea that Clint likes to hide in vents?

Soft lockdown just lifted, i’m still a little worried tho

Guys, my school just went into soft lockdown, i’m really really scared.

We aren’t being told what’s going on. My three year old brother is in the building right now.

Both of my cats are named after Beatles songs