This Would Make A Bit More Sense, We Also Would Probably Kill Rick If He Broke Them Up Or Killed Them

you know what Fuck Romeo and Juliet I want Bonnie and Clyde.

Cats are so fucking weird. Like you have to clean up their fucking poop and make sure they have food and water and they lay on your pillow at 1:58 in the morning and not move so your stuck on tumblr instead of sleeping cause you wanna sleep in your bed but they won't move.

They look kind of like weird snake thingies in a fantasy book/game/movie

Diving swans captured by Viktor Lyagushkin 

Reasons why my ELA (English Language Arts) teacher should have not been fired

She was absolutely the G.O.A.T

We rarely had any homework because she preferred for us to work on it all together

She wanted us to read

She went in depth into the stories we read

We were a kind of rowdy class but with her we were calm, kind, respectful kids

She recommended us books and had a whole part of class where we just sat and read our books

She gave us projects for each month

When she found out that our Social Studies teacher wasn’t really teaching us about the history of what was going on in the Ukraine she had us do a project so we could understand it better

If she knew she was gonna be out she would tell us and tell us who the sub would be

I only heard her yell either at the Eight graders (if they were doing something they weren’t supposed to) and at the 4th and 5th graders when they were making to much noise coming up from lunch and recess

She also liked to connect with us on a personal level so we felt comfortable around her

She was fired (most likely we don’t really know what happened to her) because one of the eight graders was threatening a class mate outside of school while another one was recording it

can i please get Ororo Munroe in the mcu pls my baby needs some love

Y’all this is my fucking nose right now

It feels like i’m blowing my brains out of my nose

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR TOMORROW AND THE FINAL EPISODE OF PJO BUT ALSO REALLY SAD BECAUSE NO MORE PJO SHOW FOR A WHILE LIKE I CANT WAIT TO SEE LUKE BETRAY PERCY BUT ALSO IM SAD BECAUSE NO MORE GROVER

Both of my cats are named after Beatles songs

Marvel Characters as shit people at my school (and in my family) have said

Tony: It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me

Peter: Dude! Your such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!

Clint: I don't know, Somebody hates me?

Shuri: Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?

Steve: If you wear tight pants your gay

Nat: I just died, you don't get to talk.

Thor: OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER

Loki: Do you remember when somebody asked?

Bucky: What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump

Bruce: Unfortunately I have to eat this banana

Kate: Look at my Donald Trump Cup!

Strange: I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved

Wanda: Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.

Yelena: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!

Quill: I’m handsome and my name is Peter.

Namor: Ketchup to drown my sadness.

Thats because Disney invented queerbaiting

nobody does queerbaiting as good as disney, you simply cannot outdo the doer.