We need to have a nomination for “Stupidest thing Tumblr.com has ever believed” and just move into an official Top 10 List.
For my nominations, I’m putting up:
If you eat a chocolate bar a very specific way, you will break physics and get infinite chocolate.
or
It is impossible that you spelled “Berenstain Bears” wrong and is, instead, more likely that the universe fractured into separate, overlapping realities in the last 20 years.
I can’t decide which is more beautiful. It’s why we need a vote.
Did my class just wait like 50 minutes for a bus because we missed it so we could go on a field trip, yes we did. We finally got on at least
Tumblr is the place where all the mentally ill gay kids live together. You can’t escape the fan girls or the shitposts. You live here now, you are one of us
Y’all there’s a picture in my religion book that has fucking Chilis in it
listen people may call moon knight the batman of marvel but last time i checked batman doesnt slice peoples faces off in allies
Have yall read about our lord and savior Bibble? Linking our holy bibble https://www.wattpad.com/1147473717-the-holy-bibble-introduction
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Reasons why my ELA (English Language Arts) teacher should have not been fired
She was absolutely the G.O.A.T
We rarely had any homework because she preferred for us to work on it all together
She wanted us to read
She went in depth into the stories we read
We were a kind of rowdy class but with her we were calm, kind, respectful kids
She recommended us books and had a whole part of class where we just sat and read our books
She gave us projects for each month
When she found out that our Social Studies teacher wasn’t really teaching us about the history of what was going on in the Ukraine she had us do a project so we could understand it better
If she knew she was gonna be out she would tell us and tell us who the sub would be
I only heard her yell either at the Eight graders (if they were doing something they weren’t supposed to) and at the 4th and 5th graders when they were making to much noise coming up from lunch and recess
She also liked to connect with us on a personal level so we felt comfortable around her
She was fired (most likely we don’t really know what happened to her) because one of the eight graders was threatening a class mate outside of school while another one was recording it
wtf even is five minute crafts it legitimately terrifies me
Update: Yeah, there's absolutely nothing and I’ll wait until the Christmas special. I better get some fanfic after that.
I’m waiting for the 15th Doctor X Reader stories to begin to flood my dash and honestly i am so excited and a little surprised that at least one hasn’t come out. Eh, cant wait
I want a My Little Pony movie but it’s PG-13 and Pinkie Pie gets to drop the f-bomb. please, I need to hear Pinkie Pie say fuck.”