I Made A Fake Mom On Instagram Named Novaleigh McJohnson Why Did I Do This

Like look, it’s so beautiful

Ugh why is terra mater reclaiming what is rightfully hers just so beautiful.

I want a just a really tooth-rotting sweet fluffy relationship. Like give me little kisses, give me hugs from behind, late night cuddles, deep conversations at 3 in the morning, cute and corny little pet names, random ‘I love you’s, staying up until midnight to help the other with work, dancing in the kitchen late at night with no music in the background, watching bad movies and throwing popcorn at each other, constant compliments even when the other person knows they look like absolute garbage, cooking together and ending up more messy than the kitchen, little inside jokes, telling each other stupid jokes that make no sense, tickle fights that end with us both on the floor laughing, wearing each others clothes even when they’re too big or too small, trying on each the others jewelry even if it looks weird, photo bombing each others pictures with weird faces, singing bad karaoke together, telling each other weird stories, pillow fights together, teasing each other jokingly, protecting each other from our fears, watching scary movies together and ending up curled together too scared to move, crying over romance movies, eating each others ice cream and then somehow mixing them together, singing together in the car, being able to come to each other for help, being able to cry together, going to a park and just running around together, remembering special events in each others lives, going on random spur of the moment dates, showing up at each others houses with fast food because we knew the other was feeling down, comforting each other when needed. I just want something sweet and simple.

I identity with Carol Danvers because I too am a Lesbian and hate most men

im training my cat to ride on my shoulders ill update soon, maybe idk

Bonus: picture of untrainable cat cause shes to heavy for my stick shoulders

I thought this said 'FLESH STEALS'

I AM NOT OKAY, JORGE!!! IM SENDING YOU MY THERAPY BILLS

My dad tried to get me to just say ‘Famous Last Words’ cause my sister said something dumb and I was like “That’s a song by My Chemical Romance” and my dad (being tired with my emo ass) was like “Oh My God!” And then I sent him a screenshot of the song on Spotify.

Idk wtf this is but it’s interesting

When will the Addams family adopt me? I feel like we would vibe pretty well plus they probably wouldn't give a shit if I spent most of my time in my room on my computer reading fanfics in the dark or if I constantly pined over my obsessions. They'd just vibe with it. They also have a fucking pet lion sooooo.

People: You only watched Thor Love and Thunder for Chris Hemsworth

Me: As hell nah, I watched for the plot

The plot:

me: It's a very good plot