Alright Everybody

Alright everybody

Marvel Characters as shit people at my school (and in my family) have said

Tony: It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me

Peter: Dude! Your such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!

Clint: I don't know, Somebody hates me?

Shuri: Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?

Steve: If you wear tight pants your gay

Nat: I just died, you don't get to talk.

Thor: OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER

Loki: Do you remember when somebody asked?

Bucky: What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump

Bruce: Unfortunately I have to eat this banana

Kate: Look at my Donald Trump Cup!

Strange: I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved

Wanda: Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.

Yelena: WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!

Quill: I’m handsome and my name is Peter.

Namor: Ketchup to drown my sadness.

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i-am-iron-man-3000

1 year ago

Thats because Disney invented queerbaiting

nobody does queerbaiting as good as disney, you simply cannot outdo the doer.

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i-am-iron-man-3000

2 years ago

I thought this said 'FLESH STEALS'

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i-am-iron-man-3000

1 year ago

Happy Ides everyone

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i-am-iron-man-3000

2 years ago

Y’all this is my fucking nose right now

It feels like i’m blowing my brains out of my nose

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seasonal allergies i-am-iron-man-3000 Stuffed nose stuffy nose I hate my allergies

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i-am-iron-man-3000

7 months ago

This is a neutral post

Feel free to stop here and rest before journeying to the posts below.

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i-am-iron-man-3000

2 years ago

Adventures of California Man

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i-am-iron-man-3000

2 years ago

listen people may call moon knight the batman of marvel but last time i checked batman doesnt slice peoples faces off in allies

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i-am-iron-man-3000

1 year ago

i like the color pink

rb this with ur opinion on this shade of pink: