Shit People At My School Have Said
shit people at my school have said
• It's ok everybody makes mistakes. My parents made a mistake when they had me
• Dude! You’re such an NPC! You know what that means? Non-Player character!
• I don't know, Somebody hates me?
•Sir, Ma'am, Mr., Airplane?
• If you wear tight pants your gay
• I just died, you don't get to talk.
• OUT OF MY WAY CHICKEN LOVER
•Do you remember when somebody asked?
• What color is an orange? It’s Donald Trump
• Unfortunately I have to eat this banana
• Look at my Donald Trump Cup!
• I’m like that uncle that only comes back if moneys involved
• Do you wanna hear about my life? Yes you do now shut up.
• WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF SCHURZ!!!
• I’m handsome and my name is Oscar.
• Ketchup to drown my sadness.
• WTF IS THAT KID SLENDERMAN?
• Do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep? Both
• Lawyers are professional arguers
• “It’s a prostitute.” “Isn’t that a court thing?”
• “WHY DOES MY HAND SMELL LIKE PEE?”
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