If The Cullen Family In Twilight Would’ve Just All Agreed To Start Wearing Body Glitter Regularly As

If the cullen family in twilight would’ve just all agreed to start wearing body glitter regularly as a coverup for why they sparkle in the sun they could’ve avoided so much needlessly stupid bs, the whole school you attend is suspicious of y’all for never being seen in the sun, it was such an easy fix just each of y’all douse yourself in a shit tone of body glitter everyday before you leave the house. Like sure you’ll be known as a weird group of siblings (and parents) who all have a weird obsession with body glitter but like at least y’all wouldn’t be the weird family who avoids being seen on a nice sunny day??? Like at least with the body glitter someone will think that’s a neat fashion statement if not a little excessive. Truly the cullens are dumbasses