When She Says She Doesn’t Send Nudes

yeah.

bonus:

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

We should be fine as long as we do not reblog bread.

like for cheese 😂

reblog for nutrient pellets 😼

ignore for poison 🤭👎

[This user believes platonic love is just as important as romantic love.]

for anon

me: *saying “WHAT?” seven times to someone giving me coherent face-to-face verbal directions*

also me: *hears a faint noise and randomly lifts head like a deer* hey did u guys hear that??? wtf how could you not hear it-

Happy Pride!

dream smp characters as tumblr posts I had on my phone, a complication:

i have seen catgirls in real life.