(I passed the first half of the final two years of school, so this is my celebration I guess)
whole panel:
Anyways we stan tall lady Avar Kriss, who btw is way too tired to put up with her best friends bullshit
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Stellan is stopping them from punching someone
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 5
Random Jedi Teacher: Padawan Mann, as you know, the assignment was to bring something important to you
Elzar: yeah and I did that
Random Jedi Teacher: I meant an object, not Padawan Kriss and Gios
Avar & Elzar: [doing something extremely stupid but cute]
Stellan, under his breath: I’m in love with you two
Avar: What was that?
Stellan: i Said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO
Avar & Stellan: [eating cinnamon rolls]
Elzar: cannibalism
Avar & Stellan: [confused chewing noises]
I couldn’t put everyone on that chart, but we all can clearly see the average trauma
Also if someone has suggestions/ criticism, I’ll gladly take it :)
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But then again, time passes, like all things do…
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 2
Elzar: What happens if I press gas and brake at the same time
Avar: The car takes a screenshot
Stellan: For the Last Time, please get out
Avar: How Long are we gonna stand here and let him do that?
Stellan: Just give him a minute
Elzar: [Pushing a door that clearly says pull]
Elzar: What are you doing?
Avar: Helping Stellan find his box of cornflakes that I ate an hour ago
Avar & Elzar: [do something stupid]
Stellan: absolute fucking idiots
Stellan: I can’t believe I would die for them
Stellan: Did you guys bought the eggs I asked for, I want to make Vernestra a birthday cake
Elzar: Even better!
Stellan: …what did you do
Avar, holding a chick: Here :)
Elzar: We named her Kyle!
Stellan: There is only one thing worse than losing
Stellan: [rips of paper to make it say losing Avar & Elzar] BOOM!
Avar, with tears in her eyes: us?
Stellan: nO-
Elzar: [telling Stellan Avar is dead over a comlink]
Avar: Is he crying? Is he crying?
Elzar: Uhm, a Little bit
Avar, grabbing the comlink from Elzar: You should be WAILING you stone cold bitch
Avar: [slams the comlink]
Avar: Now call Kantam
The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13
Avar: [dying in Elzars arms] … tell … Stellan
Elzar: omg finally, stop dying and we can all three be lovers-
Avar: … that hes a fucking bitch … and i’ll haunt him for … eating my … fucking doritos
Elzar: Who the fuck-
Stellan: Language
Elzar: … Whom the fuck-
Stellan: [driving the speeder]
Stellan: So how was your day?
Avar: we almost got surprise adopted
Stellan: what?
Elzar: she means we almost got kidnapped
Stellan: oh okay
Stellan: [slams on the brakes] WAIT WHAT?!
Avar: fuck you El, I didn’t want to worry him, he’s gonna have a heartattack because of us one day!
Avar: Don’t say it.
Stellan: I wasn’t going to say anything.
Elzar: Yes, you were.
Stellan: No, I wasn’t.
Avar: You were going to say I told you so. I know you were.
Stellan: Well, now that you mention it-
I think this is an accurate description of them
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So I saw a post about younglings and padawans pranking each other (and sometimes the masters) and sewing cat ears on their cloaks and
I did sketch Elzar, Avar and Stellan because I love those three (also, they lived way before Order 66 so I can spare myself from the trauma of knowing that they were cute Younglings that later got slaughtered)
It’s cute okay?
Dumb sketch I did because the hyperfixation is coming back, lawd have mercy
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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 10
Stellan: Hello People who do Not live here
Elzar: hey
Vernestra: hello
Avar: hi
Stellan: i gave you guys the key to my chamber for emergencies
Avar: we ran out of snacks
Stellan: What was the one thing I told you not to do
Elzar: burn your chambers down
Stellan: and what did you do
Avar: we made you Dinner
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar:
Stellan:
Elzar:
Avar: …and burnt your chambers down
Stellan: What do you call disobeying the rules?
Elzar: a Hobby
Stellan: [crosses his arms]
Avar: … that we don’t engage in
Stellan: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for both of us
Elzar: Avar would jump in front of a speeder for fun
star wars is my hyperfixation (actually it’s just Avar Kriss)
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