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The light of the Jedi?

The Light Of The Jedi?

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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 16

Stellan: How did you even get in here?

Avar: Your window!

Elzar: Or, as I like to call it, "Stellans door"!

Stellan: I’m moving to chambers without windows.

Avar: Well in that case, we will just come in through the vents.

Avar: I was crying for three hours! And neither one of you offered me a hug!

Elzar: Alright, bring it in.

Avar: Don’t fucking touch me!

Stellan: *Under his breath* This is why nobody hugs you when you’re angry.

Stellan: Can I be frank with you guys?

Avar: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Elzar: Can I still be Elzar?

Avar: Shh, let Frank speak.


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But then again, time passes, like all things do…


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 3

(Sidenote: I will reduce the numbers of quotes in one post a bit so I can post one every day without running out of them)

Elzar, holding a pot of coffee and a cereal box: What if instead of milk, I put coffee in my cereal

Stellan, walking past him and taking away his coffee: What if you don’t

Avar: Shut up!

Elzar: I weren’t even saying anything

Avar: You were thinking, that’s annoying

Stellan: You shouldn’t be using a straw

Elzar: I know it’s bad for the environment or something

Stellan: It is also a weird way to eat spaghetti

Avar & Elzar to Vernestra: our biggest talent is being stress

Vernestra: don't you mean stressed?

Avar & Elzar: no

Stellan: no.

Stellan: [nudging Avar & Elzar] why are you two always falling asleep on me? Am I that boring?

Avar: [half asleep] you make us feel safe

Stellan: [tearing up] oh


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 17

Elzar: hey can you call me? I can’t find my comm

Avar: yeah, one sec, let me find my own

Elzar: alright

Avar: i can’t find it, can you call me

Elzar: yeah, one sec

Stellan: *currently in the possession of the one brain cell the three of them share*

Elzar & Avar: *running around and doing something stupid again*

Stellan: seriously, why are you two like this?

Elzar: aww come on! We know that you still love us

Stellan: … where did you get that idea? *jokingly*

Elzar:

Stellan:

Avar: *sniffles*

Stellan: !!!

Stellan: wAIT IM SORRY I DIDN'T MEAN IT I LOVE BOTH OF YOU SO MUCH PLEASE STOP CRYING FORCE IM SO SORRY

Avar: *drunk after one shot* you two are so hot

Stellan: uh huh

Avar: and spicy

Elzar, grinning: right, go on

Avar: *wrapping one arm around Stellan and the other around Elzar* extra strong chili paprika doritos

Special Guest

Random Republic Senator: so, how many children do you have?

Yoda: biologically, legally or emotionally? Because a difference there is, hm


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 13

Avar: *has a piece of paper on her back*

The Text on the Piece of Paper: Please don’t talk to me I have no self control and will gossip with you for three hours and get no work done.

Elzar: I did a thing.

Stellan: A thing?

Elzar: Let’s not talk about the thing.

Stellan: We’ll talk about the thing later.

Stellan: I’m heading to the kitchen, do you two want anything?

Elzar: Vodka.

Avar: White wine.

Stellan: … It’s seven in the morning.

Elzar: Very well. Vodka and cereal.

Avar: Red wine then and toast.

Avar: What if the 'g' in 'gif' is silent?

Stellan: Go the fuck to sleep

Avar: What gif I don't want to?

Elzar: Fuck You I was dreaming about Unicorns


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The three firebrands (and guests)- Incorrect Quotes Part 22

Avar, in the middle of the night: Do you think Lava tastes spicy

Stellan: avar. please

Avar: I’m just saying, I would like to try it

Stellan: Please don't eat Lava, Ave

Elzar: You know what, try eating it and let us know how it tastes

Elzar: It’s made of rocks, so it would probably taste dusty and bland, but maybe it’s sweet and spicy and people just say it’s dangerous so that others don’t eat it too

Avar: See Stell, El understands me

Avar: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.

Elzar: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?

Stellan: WHY. Why did you give Avar a KNIFE?!

Elzar: I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe.

Stellan: Now I feel unsafe!

Elzar: I’m sorry.

Elzar: ... would you like a knife?

Some bad guy, negotiating with Stellan: We have Avar Kriss. Give us ten thousand credits and she will be returned to you no more harmed than she already is

Avar: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand credits?

Stellan:

Avar: MAKE IT ONE MILLION–

Stellan: AVAR STOP


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