:)

He's getting my fucked up broken ankle pain

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

Everyone thinks they’re radicalized these days. Well start blowing shit up then

Star-crossed lovers? Nah.

FOUND SIBLINGS? Yes. Yes, good shit. Good shit right there.

I GOT 3, I'M GONNA SCREAM AND CRY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

How well do you see color?

I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind

It's time

I ALSO WANT TO DO WAR CRIMES, OK???

I should be allowed to kill people I don't like

Why can the police do it but not me

Discrimination, bitches

I NEED THIS AS A BOOK SERIES PLS

You’re a rogue with enough gold to last ten lifetimes. But old habits die hard—you sneak through crowds, slipping coins into people’s pockets. The kingdom is buzzing about the mysterious, generous "thief."

I love them so much, my dads

odysseus and diomedes would be terrible coworkers. the office mean girls who hate their jobs, are overqualified, and only like each other

pictured: ody and diomedes plotting palamedes’ death

Oh my fucking god

You’re an ancient Greek man coming home from 4 months of war to find your wife 3 months pregnant. Now you’ve embarked on a solemn quest: to punch Zeus in the face.