I Promised You 🦋

Some Conversations I Overhear-

Eddie: *spray vanilla air freshener*

Venom: You Vanilla Whore.

Eddie: Oi, I'm not a vanilla whore.

Venom: Sorry Vanilla Bitch.

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Eddie: Can you survive chemical fires?

Venom: No-

Eddie: Then you can't be my friend.

Eddie: *yeets Venom*

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Anne Seeing Venom: THE ALASKAN BULL WORM!

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Venom: Can we get McDonald's?

Anne and Dan: You're dying!

Venom: So?

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Venom: hewwo mwister obama

Riot: God I knew you would be like this-

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Eddie: I love you-

Venom: Aww bitch me too the fuck.

Eddie: ...

Eddie: I'll get 'em next time.

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in need of some disgustingly sappy valentine prompts? we got you covered!

☆ what’s valentine’s weekend☆

valentine’s weekend will be an overall extremely chill event: it will be hosted on february 16 and 17, and as always, if you’re interestd in joining feel free to jump in!

☆ how valentine’s weekend works ☆

there are no rules for valentine’s weekend: anything goes as long as your work includes anything valentine-themed. if you feel like writing and/or drawing some sappy creeks but have no inspiration, we’re here to provide you with some prompts you can use to get going! there are no limits on how many prompts you can fit into a single work or how many works you want to submit: the event is nothing but us giving you an excuse to have fun with some good old-fashioned valentine’s day fanpiece. 

 ☆ how to be part of valentine’s weekend ☆

as easy as pie! all you need to do is posting your piece on either february 16 or february 17 and include the tag #creekvalentine in the first five tags, so it will show in the search and we can find it! you can also tag our blog on your post, so we will getting the notificatoin in case the tagging system fails us.

☆ suggested prompts ☆

chocolate

flowers

drunk confession

“i’m allergic to chocolate. and roses.”

accidental confession

romcom

love letter

“that’s today?!”

blind date

love potion

proposal

date gone wrong

pick-up lines

“sorry i’m sick on valentine’s day.”

ice skating

☆ misc ☆

as always it would mean a lot to us if you could help us spreading the word by reblogging this post, and thanks in advance to everyone who will consider joining! if you have any question, our inbox is always open

based on this: link sorry but i had to draw this JSAJSA

some e-cards you can send to help with distance communication ♡ free to use privately, if you’d like to repost them publicly please credit! 

I’d eat it

I'd like to inform you of hammerhead worms, a type of predatory worm that grow up to a foot long and live in north america

oh this is so cute actually

Asexuals lend me your wisdom please.

That’s his dad!!

Yes, they have been sitting like this the whole day.