Idkijustwantalongusername - Why?! Doesn't Anyone Love Me?!

suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base

so true

𝗶𝗻𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗿𝗮𝗺: 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝘀𝗻𝗮𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗶𝗮 💕

Best Curse Word Tournament!

fuck (English) /fʌk/ 1. to have sex 2. to ruin or damage 3. expletive to convey intense emotion

scheiße (German) /ˈʃaɪ̯sə/ shit

Important Milestone

The song about how nobody likes you when you're 23 turns 23 today

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

your days are fucking numbered and the number is 2

just yes

honestly the best thing i’ve done in the past year was replacing “i wanna die” with “i wanna commit a crime.” same humor and sentiment without the suicidal ideation

whenever i click the cc button on a youtube video that clearly has a high budget and is made by a fucking studio and i see “english - auto generated” i spit daggers from my eyes and mouth at whoever decided to not pay someone to make actual captions

Y’ALL THE WAIT TO FIX THE SUEZ CANAL IS SO LONG THAT EVERYONE IS JUST GOING THE FUCK AROUND THE ENTIRE CONTINENT OF AFRICA AGAIN