Not Me Running To The Ballots

Imma put this on a T-shirt

men hate me, women are repulsed by the mere sight of me, I am a wanted man in over 50 countries, I'm banned from most public institutions, I have violated the geneva convention for no less than 13 times and my cheekbones were sculpted by the gods.

Y'all!!! Emergency!!!

Your Esims are also helping Palestinians in Jenin!!

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Truly Esim

Thank you @anneemay for the notice

He says hello

something something evil gays something something

this probably won’t happen but I have this scene in my head for the upcoming third Downton Abbey movie since Robert James-Collier and Dominic West are confirmed to be returning.

Like the Downton Crew goes to America for whatever reason and because Guy knows them and has a gigantic mansion due to being a famous movie star, he invites them to stay at his house and when they walk in Thomas is just there chillin’ ‘cause he lives there too and everyone who isn’t Mary just has a look like

while Thomas looks like a deer in headlights because his former very rich and proper bosses and many of his former coworkers, most likely including the guy who said he should be horsewhipped, just showed up at his gay little mansion except everyone then feels like they have to pretend they don’t notice the gay part

This would never happen but I can see it in my head and I think if done right it would be funny

😞

adam / michael altered script lines that i think about alot.

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)