WHO SAVED IT WHO

Not now baby girl. Daddy just got home from work and is about to throw his laptop across the room.

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this is going to be fire...🩷

FINALLY. Someone agrees.

tbh I fuck with the soul patch… idk what y’all are on about

Me when I hear a noise at 2 AM

“DONT COME ANY CLOSER, I HAVE A GUITAR AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!” Type of stance:

“you look like you’re balding!!!”

I AM AWARE I NEED TO RE-DYE MY HAIR AGHHHH

reminders:

if you or someone you know might need it in the next few years, purchase plan b. the shelf life of plan b is 4 years, and we might not be able to access it as easily as we can now in the days ahead.

if you are larger/plus size: go online and purchase ella instead of plan b. plan b is less effective if you aren’t under 160 pounds.

if you can, purchase books that project 2025 is looking to ban.

mass deportations are starting. if you see ice vehicles or agents, yell ice raid and la migra as loud as you can.

if someone asks who you voted for, keep your mouth shut. they’re fishing for traitors.

if anyone, anyone at all asks about your neighbors or their legal status in the us, you know nothing. don’t be the reason that their family is separated.

if anyone asks about your religion or lack thereof, keep it vague. this administration will look for any excuse to persecute you.

your friends are trans or queer? for the next four years they’re not. don’t expose anyone’s status as a trans or queer person to anyone else, even if you think you can trust them.

did someone you know get an abortion? no, they didn’t. they were never pregnant.

in short, don’t be a snitch, and keep to yourself these next four years. we’ll make it through this even if it seems hopeless at times.

we can survive this. we’ve survived before, and we’ll survive again.

The last two things Pope Francis did were to call for peace in Gaza and tell JD Vance to fuck off. Iconic end.

Why not?

why was the licking needed.