Latest Posts by iggymoo - Page 2

Hhh, I miss my pookie. I'm going to kidnap him or speed up time so we can finally live together-💅

I'm still shocked that my teacher admitted that he knows what a golden shower is infront of the class

GRRRRRRRRRR AHSMDXNOXKMDDPMDNZOSNDJIZZINSNSRORIFNF

Teehee X3

Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.

How do I kindly waterboard someone?

Reblog to make him lose another 200 billion, like to make him lose 1 billion

I have a mold spore running around my house, and he likes to bite my toes. What should I do?-🪻

[Photos of the mold spore]

Suggestions?

School is soon, and I haven't done anything to change my appearance. I really want snake bites, but let's hope this year I can dye my hair ;P-🪻

Why the hell am I getting ads for Colleen Hoover (or whatever her name is) books? I DONT WANT TO READ THE OMEGAVERSE OR SOME ILLEGAL SHIT.

I think you're gay. What do you see in Vessel. He's C R U S T Y. Have some taste. Please. -💥

I love men who are taller than me and can throw me across the room and make me *SPLAT* on the wall, leaving a small tan stain on it :3-🪻

Thang

Remember, it's ass eating Tuesday

@thedownwardspiralsystem

They are a gay gay homosexual and I love them very much, BUT DO I WANT TO HANG SOMEONE ON A HANGER, and its my pookie dookie wookie bear World (short ass, tiny, micro penis) :3

Remember, it's edging Monday

make those twinks panties drop like joe biden from the election

I FUCKING HATE YOU THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT HE DROPPED OUT

Remember, it's restful Sunday

Remember, it's jelqing Saturday

Chat hear me out, Barok Van Zieks from The great ace attorney chronicles. Amazing character from story to design there is nothing else that will change my opinion. And don't go 'waaah he's racist.' THE HELL HE AINT, you gotta remember this game is set during a period when White people were seen as above all races, but you gotta look at the lady from the first trial she was the real racist she basically spat on the Japanese. Thank you for coming to my rant- Minny💅

I love Capcom

Remember, it's mewing Friday

I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!

Remember, it's ass eating Thursday

Remember, it's rimming Wednesday

@thedownwardspiralsystem is gay and wants to kiss me, and I can name a few others who want to kiss who. FUCKING NASTY ASS

Pucker up babygirl I'm coming for that ass -🍀

I'm right here and ready pull up-🪻

Welcome to the kosher_dill_pickle sys Tumblr page.

We're here to goof around. Make and talk to friends alike.

Our hyperfixations are:

Resident evil

TLoZ

Fnaf

Deltarune

Pokemon

Ghost

NIN

Slasher films

Supernatural

Studio ghibli

Ace attorney

The current host is. Alex(🪻Any and all prns).

But I'm taking action and actually doing something (Cynthia-⚰️ She/Her.)

Basic DNI:

Endos (you aren't a system. You just want attention.)

Homophobes & Transphobes

Weirdos

A-holes.

Keep the peace, and you won't be blocked.