Ignoranceconnoiseur

mustelids are the best animal because they are fucking brutally efficient predators but they're also just absurdly cute

There are buildings that you sometimes see, in places where they shouldn't be.

an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

“Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order.”

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Surprisingly, the sea doesn’t fade her tattoos and the waves creep in and out of the cervices, fresh after the battle. New wounds will be soon patched, once the clay powder you keep in storage gets mixed and turned to a paste that once applied will act more like flesh than stone. She should count herself lucky, you are able to restore the verses marred by the fight, as the words are etched in your mind with a passion. Another good battle against each other. Your crew will suffice to fix the damage on the ship as you bring the pirate to your quarters. The promise of mushroom wine and some food after the work is done enough to push them into gear.

The clay hand holding your own feels cold, but at the same time it’s like it hides a warm core. Lava under the surface. You feel her stare on the back of your neck even in complete darkness, and you release her hand to light the lamp on the desk.

Her hands rest on either side of your body flat and solid against the table. Saltwater drips from her clothes to the nape of your neck, and dribbles down your vest and your shirt.

She has you right where she wants.

Austin Butler Plays With Puppies

Drawpile clowns and a robot.