A Printer Error Is An Attempt From God To Get You To Kill Yourself But You Must Be Stronger And You Must

ok so a clegan opinion of mine is that they have a lot of the same freak codependency thoughts but the key differentiator is their reactions… say they’re both separately like “i wish we were conjoined.” now john would be kicking his feet and giggling over the idea of them sharing organ functions. whereas gale is like AUGH and shoves the thought into a tiny drawer of his mind where the combined small space and heat of horniness warp it into another, even weirder idea like some kind of fucked up shrinky dink. so when he goes to look again it’s now “i wish i could die in his arms while he cries over me and then become a ghost and not reveal myself to him but instead creepily possess his body to jerk him off.” gale’s next problem is that john would find that super romantic

Starting a new thread of insane shit I over hear my husband say to our toddler.

“Here, will this rice cake cracker sate your dark passanger?”

“Oh my god, he’s so scary,” I say as I kick my feet up in the air and giggle like an idiot.

a more complete set of visdev for the Hunting Dogs from my Wildercourt story project

when internet people are like “i love gothic literature but i hate anything that discusses incest, sexual violence, oppression, misogyny, abuse, torture, gore, murder, or death”

FYI to sick or disabled folks and those who assist or care for them:  Simplicity patterns has a new line of adaptive sewing patterns.  Designs include tops with port access, clothing with velcro closures, bags and cushions for mobility aids, bibs, chemo hats, and more.

I’m excited about these because they are the first patterns of this kind I’ve seen anywhere.  And Simplicity patterns are great for beginning sewists, with very clear step by step instructions and illustrations.

Patterns can be purchased here:  https://simplicity.com/simplicity/adaptive/

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Beggar’s Wake

Not sure if you guys know about Simplicity's Adaptive Line. Links are for simplicity.com.

Unisex Dual Port Access Chemo Top and Hoodie

Crutch Pads, Bag and Toe Cover

Wheeled Walker Accessories

There are also the adaptive patterns from Mood,

finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

Grave robber, assassin, secret sauce thief Raul ❤️