I Just Want Internet Archive To Kinda Work And Not Buffer My Video Every Five Seconds Please And Thank

AS SOMEONE WHO DOESNT HAVE A SCHLONG BUT USED TO POLE VAULT I CAN GUARANTEE THE BRUISE IS MASSIVE

the bar you’re aiming to go over is relatively flexible, but still a bitch to hit or fall on top of. this one time I was vaulting and hit it with my foot and when I fell on the mat I landed on top of the bar, there was a purple bruise the size of my hand on my thigh and ass because I landed on top of it. it took three weeks to almost completely fade and by the time it was almost gone I managed to land on the same spot AGAIN and the bruise returned

Did you see what happened to the French pole vaulter

honestly completely OC:

FUCK ME THATS A HUGE DICK THE BRUISE MUST BE FUCK9NG HUGE AASDF;AOSDFGJ OAJFR'S

sock puppet dipper looks like Kermit the frog

Thank you for the icons!!!! These are my partner and I’s matching tt accounts now!

Matching icons for you and the bf!

Tw: Nausea, vomit

The devil couldn’t reach me so he gave me anxious nausea AND chronic nausea. I’m doing a gift exchange later with my partner’s family and you can bet your ass I’ve already vomited twice

Would the citric acid in the orange juice not curdle the chocolate milk???

van what the hell

you heard me. its good i swear

just showed our lighting designer the music video for Crackerbox Palace, she says it’s what she thinks she’d see if she pirated the wrong version of Saltburn

I have a few blogs that I follow where their owners live in the UK, and I’ve been hearing quite a lot about the election. From what I’m hearing their democracy is falling apart not too much unlike ours (stupid America) but I don’t fully understand what’s happening. I am a firm believer that in order to properly talk about or support something political you should understand the entire political situation, so could a UK blog explain what’s going on to me?

mind if I make myself cozy too? *plops myself down next to you with a comedic flopping sound*

I love laying on the floor

is anyone else laying on the floor right now

guys how do I block tags? I keep getting posts about Squid Games season 2 on my feed but a lot of it is slightly graphic imagery/gifsets (go figure it’s squid games) but it’s very much disturbing to me and I just want to be able to block it

no hate if you’re into squid games or posting about it, it’s just something that I can’t handle seeing very well

guys I need school to start sooner, the seasonal depression is starting to hit and I need the depression that comes from being behind in classes for distract me from the changing seasons