I Made A Pirate Ship :D

I really like the whole “terrifying/eldritch being trying to act like your average human” cause my brain goes something like this:

Some eldritch-spider-humanoid-*thing* with millions of teeth, eyes in odd places, and huge mandibles walking into a coffee shop. Everyone starts freaking out because “oh no huge monster we’re all gonna die” and the barista is just like “oh hey what’s up Greg” and the eldritch spider is like “mocha with extra vanilla please…” in an eerie almost-human voice and reaches with a clawed fuzzy hand (?) to put a 5$ tip in the tip jar and the barista is like “Aw you’re so sweet” and Greg clicks his mandibles in a fashion similar to how humans blush.

Idk does anyone else think that’d be fun??

You guys want to deport legal immigrants?

Okay *ships a bunch of white people from ‘Merica back to Europe*

Unfinished sketch of a face

Bruh if you picked your own name and you chose “Ash” I can’t take you seriously I mean are you even trying to catch them all?? smh.

Weird fun conversation with my cousin led to this drawing

If men could get pregnant, abortion would be legal everywhere.