Good Thing This Guy Wasn't Wearing Underwear...

Good thing this guy wasn't wearing underwear...

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2 years ago

And with that money, I will buy Alberto something he can smile about. 'Cause he looks like a sad little dude here...

This Is The Money Dog, Repost In The Next 24 Hours And Money Will Come Your Way!!

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

3 years ago

While the OP had some strong sentiment about the renovations of this church (which I respect, even though I'm of a different mind and perspective), I think this shows creative intent and energy. The success of this project is purely subjective, but I feel like the goal point of the re-imagined church project is the altar-turned-kitchen. As I think of it, kitchens are generally the soul of a home, the place within a dwelling where the family that resides within gathers to prepare meals or grab snacks, but lingers therein to commune and share the day and its encounters and adventures. This is what family and togetherness means to me, personally, and those things are gifts from God. So what better place to house this than the altar-turned-kitchen.

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I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

I posted this church before, when it was first listed in its original state. It’s a 19th century church, built in 1871 and situated in Middleton One Row, County Durham, England. Usually someone will buy a church, clear it out, and furnish it as-is, or they’ll remodel it. This one was bought by a developer who completely redid it and is selling it for “offers in excess of £1,000,000.”

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

So, first off, how about a working antique pipe organ in the kitchen? Apparently, there’s a secret “organ room” behind it, which is a great hide & seek place (It’s probably creepy, though. Have you ever seen the workings of a big ol’ pipe organ?)

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,
I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,
I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

Check out the backsplash. 

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

Clearly, this was formerly the altar. 

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

This is where the pews were, and it’s called an “open plan” living room, but to me, it looks like a basement, and I hate the indoor/outdoor carpet. He also added floors to the structure, so this is no longer open and the original high cathedral ceiling is gone. 

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

Stairs were added to access the upper bedrooms (there are 6) and this is not an attractive area. The owner gutted the property and has renovated everything.

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,
I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

The developer made 3 levels out of one huge church, so as you can see here on the 2nd fl., the windows are cut in half by the floor. 

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

The en suite bath. 

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

These are the stairs leading to the 3rd level, and you can see the original high ceiling beams up here. I would think that there was a choir loft up here, somewhere.

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

The tip of the original altar-now-kitchen is visible from here, on the 3rd level. 

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,
I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,
I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

There are smaller bedrooms made to fit the contour of the original ceiling.

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

The view from the small peep hole opening over the kitchen.

I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,
I Posted This Church Before, When It Was First Listed In Its Original State. It’s A 19th Century Church,

While he saved a lot of the original features and relocated them mostly to the kitchen, I don’t like the levels wiping out the windows and I really don’t like the “open plan” living room. I guess I just like when people live in a church as it is, making only minimal adjustments. 

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/118963637#/?channel=RES_BUY

2 years ago

Why are you even on Tumblr if all you do is comment the most vile and uneducated shit on posts that have nothing to do with you? Take your Trump praise and your old, unfunny ass back to Twitter.

I am not a Trump fan, and never voted for him. But I see the evils that the Leftists are selling (and have been selling for over a century) and the idiots who suck it up. Idiots like you and every other person that wants their hedonism to go on unchecked; that wants their free everything; that wants to run and hide behind Liberal government, even when that government takes away individual liberties and locks people up in their own homes? And as far as education goes, I have more education and sense than you could ever amass, and I use my intellect in far better ways than you and those like you. You, however, want to shriek at people who disagree, seek to get them canceled, and say worse and more vile things than I ever have. And never once do you employ reason and logic to see the Liberal plots for what they really are. But you gobble down all the MSM trash and the political narratives (pronounced LIES) that Lefties throw your way. So, yeah, therein lies the vitriol, pathetic "anonymous" person. You don't even have the temerity to use a name or handle that isn't veiled. That is referred to as being chicken shit. And I have little care or time for cowards. Yes, that means you.

So: Do piss off. And leave me to my First Amendment rights. And I don't hang about Twitter, you assumptive POS.

I'll pray for you, but I think we both know you're beyond the reach of God or salvation.

5 years ago

The letter 'S' is essential to life. Without it, you no longer EXIST; you've only found the EXIT...

5 years ago

Random thought: do any of you folks share my sneaking suspicion that bugs that alight on your phone or computer screen are actually thrill seekers and not idiotic light fanatics? That they're just hoping for you to blast them with a rush of air from your mouth or hand, to shoo them away, so that they go on the baddest ass flight of their lives?

Just a random thought...

Peace, love and collard greens, y'all... yeah...I'm Southern... and a kilt-wearing Scotsman...

3 years ago
I Think It's Absurdly Funny That The Associated Press Runs Politically Motivated Stories Like The One

I think it's absurdly funny that the Associated Press runs politically motivated stories like the one pictured above but then has the absolute bald-faced temerity to censor anyone (like me) who disagrees with the article, citing "Community Guidelines" as the basis of their silencing opposing views and opinion. That's my comment below, and it never even made it off the launch pad.

I Think It's Absurdly Funny That The Associated Press Runs Politically Motivated Stories Like The One

The Associated Press is one of those Leftist propaganda outlets whose alleged support of the 1st Amendment is as laughable as the Washington Post's tag line, "Democracy Dies in Darkness". That gem began appearing below the newspapers banner in February, 2017, after President Trump took office. For most reading it, I think it was supposed to be some kind of virtue signaling by that rag paper, with the subtle nudge to the reader being that the Post would be a shining light against tyranny and despots. I, however, see that line not as a beacon of hope in an ever darkening world, but more as a prophecy made by one of the engineers of Democracy's demise. They're straight up telling people what they've been doing and what their aim is in the 21st century. And the same goes for the New York Times and its "All the News That's Fit to Print," meaning it will only ever publish "news" that generally supports agenda and rarely sorts truth and integrity. The Times tag line should be changed to "All the News That's Shit to Print"; that would be a good start if they ever want to start reporting actual honest, straightforward news and information.

5 years ago

And the Heavens taught me that anything can happen, as long as you stay for the whole show...

ilostthekeytothevault - Rummaging through the dark recesses...
9 years ago

Boy whore. If he takes on work from other males, he's probably a catamite. Either way, he's an arrogant little puke who deserves any and all STDs he contracts in life. Excuse me now, as I go vomit and then discuss with my daughter boys to avoid (or else Daddy will make said boys disappear...).

ilostthekeytothevault - Rummaging through the dark recesses...
3 years ago

Truer words are seldom spoken...

Another year, more disappointments. Live keeps moving whether you're living it well or poorly. Birth, death, friends lost, hopes faded and hope rekindled. Do you feel neglected? Abused by reality? It's easy to blame others for your lack, but that doesn't overcome your misery. The answers to your life are within yourself. You won't find them if you don't risk the search. At least pretend to be a famous explorer and go deep into the jungle that is you soul. If you seek, you will find things, and even if they aren't what you think you want, consider them more deeply, and you will find clues to what you should be searching for.

Jack

3 months ago

Hmmm... in 2014... let's see... who was in the White House then? 🤔

Oh yeah, the Nobel Prize for Peace recipient, one Barack H Obama, a warmonger if ever there were one. He and his administration and Congressional co-criminals set it all up for the purpose of ramping up the corruption, the money laundering, and setting the stage for WW III.

There's your real enemy.

Who started the war? Ukraine... They attacked their own people in the Donbas region. 🤔

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