Iloveprussia - I Love Prussia

crazy that hannibal rebounded with someone who looks almost identical to will, murdered him, skinned him, deboned him, then carved and folded his flesh into the shape of a human heart and mounted it in front of the altar of a church for will, who by the way, built a whole boat and sailed across the atlantic, knowing exactly where to find hannibal

crazy that this is a thing that actually happened and i didn't just make it up in my head

forgot jeeves and Wooster existed for a while and damn I missed that idiot

The word awesome is like slay for bi guys

they make me sick

What if I

in the most loving way possible

Go on 😋

made me think of this

Jeeves is Bertie's wife

I recently watched the first season of Jeeves & Wooster because I saw some of my Holmes blogs posting about it and I crave homoerotic tension. And because I quite liked the show I thought I’d read the source material before watching any further.

So I kind of naturally assumed that the books would be less gay because there isn’t the element of onscreen chemistry and they started coming out literally 100 years ago etc etc. But then I crack open the books and every 2 pages Bertie’s going “Jeeves and I are having a fight 😔 all because he says my tie doesn’t suit my complexion 🙄”

And then when Jeeves inevitably saves the day and Bertie gets rid of his ugly tie or whatever Bertie’s like “Jeeves has forgiven me 🥹 domestic bliss restored 🥰 by the way I’ve never understood why men and women get married to each other🧐”

oh yeah

Have become so lazy that I get proud of myself for having enough Motivation to cook for once. My room is a mess

i was sad and transformed it into the best trio possible