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🔥 princess and the bird ⭐

for @celestialkory

Jason, mid-potential-world-ending-fight: *gasp* I am the favorite child.

Bruce: Yeah, but did you have to say it?

Other Batkids:

Bruce:

Jason: Okay first of all, I was talking about Mom, and second of all-

Dick: I knew it.

“A hot shower and breakfast is all I need.”

“In addition to sixteen hours’ sleep, a three-month vacation, a blood transfusion, and a full psychiatric examination.”

Detective Comics #661

I JUST REALIZED

Tim Drake, Conner Kent, and Bart Allen have all been bald at some point. And I don’t know how I feel about that.

batman: what’s the situation?

commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage

batman: what are their demands?

commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.

batman:

[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]

harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.

caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.

harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —

[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]

batman: what station is this?

commisioner gordon: WGTM.

batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?

commissioner gordon:

batman:

commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.

DC: Damian Wayne is 4′6″

Me, pulling my headphones out: sorry did you say he was three foot nothing. cool

that’s her little brother

breaking news! The prince of Gotham has a kid!?!

Dick every time he goes shopping: Would prince Eric from the Little Mermaid wear this? No? Then get it the fuck out of my face.

i see you ‘Battinson adopts a Sunshine Child’ and raise you ‘Battinson adopts a child who’s just as much of a traumatised emo drama queen as him but also like 9′

Imho the idea of ‘cruelty free’ products or food shouldn’t mean that nothing died to create it, but rather that anything and anyone involved in the creation process hasn’t been exploited or harmed.

Leather is good actually. Veganism isn’t the end all be all to morality and consumption. The issue isn’t that a chicken died for those nuggets, but that while the chicken was alive, it’s life fucking sucked. Vegan chocolate means little if the cocoa that made it was gathered by child slave labor.

Factory farms, abuses of the people who pick the fruit and vegetables we eat, the focus profit and productivity over all else - that’s the fucking issue here. It’s capitalism folks.

Bruce saying "you're not my father." with mascara running down his cheeks is the most emo thing to ever emo. Goddamn, I already love this movie 😂

Detective Comics #1057

Bruce wakes up on his birthday and sees a giant framed poster hanging on his wall:

Bruce: Okay.

--

Bruce, shuffling over to the table where his kids are waiting for his birthday breakfast: I saw your gift.

Cass: Do you like it? I put “awesome.”

Damian: I put “Batman.”

Tim: I put “neurotic.”

Bruce, grabbing a some sausage links and a muffin and shoving them into his robe pocket: I’m…*yawn* mostly wondering who called me a unicycle.

Batkids: *eyeballing each other*

Bruce, slumping back out of the room, yawning again: Thanks for the birthday meal, g’night.

Batkids:

Dick: So who—

Duke, jumping to his feet: LOOK I panicked okay I was the last one to pick and couldn't think of a word for U! Jason stop laughing—

Rich and pretty

Jason: You're an awful person.

Damian: Maybe. But I'm rich and I'm pretty so it doesn't really matter.

and so does tim

This is your daily reminder to not be ashamed of making your life easy for yourself.

Cut your food into small pieces, make the font size 30 on your e book, use straws to drink, get a pen that’s comfortable to hold, take more naps, walk slowly, eat another cookie, buy velcro shoes, re-watch the part you couldn’t understand the first time, write things on your hands so you don’t forget it… whatever you want and/or need

Don’t let anyone tell you how you should be doing things. We don’t need to prove each other anything

I’m just thinking about how the first line a civilian says to Batman in the movie is “please don’t hurt me”. How his first monologue is about how the criminals of the city look up and see that light and it strikes fear, but he strikes fear into the people he says he protects as well and the people he fights.

I’m just THINKING about how the LAST INTERACTION HE HAS WITH A CIVILIAN is her holding onto him, terrified to let go, because he didn’t just beat up the people who hurt her, he carried her out of that building and to safety. She isn’t afraid he’s going to hurt her.

IM JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW THE SUN IS RISING BEHIND HIM AS HE CARRIES HER.

I want Hellblazer to get its equivalent to The Batman. I want three hours of Constantine being an occult detective and I don’t wanna see a single flashy thing. And I want a popular song as a musical motif. And I want it to be scary. 

I kind of love the idea that Jason’s everyday civilian style is varied and you never know what you’re gonna get. He could be “preppy librarian college student,” or “leather jacket punk,” or “rich upper-class businessman,” or just “Teenage Boy In A Hoodie.” He is an enigma. He is a fashion icon.

Just when you thought it couldn't possibly get any worse

Jason: *drinks one cup of coffee*

Bruce: Jay no that’s unhealthy 🥺

Jasons second grave

Jasons second grave

The love of my life loves to read as much as I do. 🥰💍❤️‍🔥

Wayne Family Adventures: Episode 31 - Dirty Little Secret

Messy redraws/doodles of Young Justice (1998) comic panels bc they’re funny

Bonus, my fave images on planet earth:

Bart: can you please get me an ice cream?

Kon: no

Bart:…Bernard would get me an ice cream

Kon:

…

Bart, currently holding two ice creams: :)

Jason, walking into a jl meeting in full Red Hood gear with a suspiciously stained green apron on top: I've got a homemade, iced chocolate milk with a splash of coffee, extra whipped cream and chocolate syrup for 'batman'?

Bruce: I asked for someone to make coffee. at the cave, Hood

Jason, audibly smirking while handing Bruce the cup: this is coffee! just the way you like it! and I figured I'd deliver it, you know. to be nice, show you how much I care

Bruce, giving the cup a resigned stare: thank you, Hood.

Jason: of course B! also, just wanted to say thanks for buying me that new motorcycle!

Bruce, with a pained squeak: I ... didn't buy you a motorcycle?

Jason, clapping him on the shoulder: well technically yeah, but I used your card to buy it, so also, technically you did.

Bruce:

Jason: later dad! *casually walks out of the meeting room like he didnt just 'break into' the watchtower*

Bruce: *fond tired dad sigh*

the jl:

Bruce: *starts slurping the drink*

hal: what THE FUCK just happened?!

later:

Jason, strutting back into the batcave: I did it, pay up bitches.

Steph: no way, I call bull. there no way you went through with it!

Jason: my helmet footage says otherwise, Blondie

*collective groaning from the batfam as they all go to get their wallets*

Bruce: Am I your favorite hero?

Jason, age twelve doodling a Wonder Woman logo on a white t shirt: Totally.