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TWST Masterlist

Dorm Leaders + Singer!MC

Dorm Leaders + BodySwitched!MC & Grim [Ask]

Dorm Leaders + MC Punching Someone [Ask]

Dorm Leaders + MC’s Memoribilia [Ask]

Dorm Leaders + MC’s Chance To Return [Ask]

Dorm Leaders + Utapri!MC [Ask]

Dorm Leaders + Hypnotised!MC [Ask]

Dorm Leaders + Queen!MC [Ask]

Dorm Leaders + Valentine’s Jealousy [Ask]

Dorm Leaders + MC Running Away [Ask]

Vice Dorm Leaders + Floyd + Valentine's Jealousy [Ask]

First Years + DemonPrincess!MC [Ask]

First Years + MC Running Away [+Plat!Crewel & Crowley] [Ask]

Childhood Crush: Leona, Vil, Malleus + Riddle [Ask]

Octavinelle + MC As A Merperson [Ask]

ONE SHOTS

Rook + MC Approaching Him First [Ask]

Handmade Love - Jade X Reader

Just A Tease - Jade X Reader

A Lion Just For Me - Leona X Reader [Ask]

My Pearl - Yandere!Jade X Reader

[NSFW] Lustful Ruin - Yandere!Jamil X Reader [Ask]

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That Charm Shop In Liyue (Various Liyue Characters)

Fresh early morning in Liyue and someone has already entered your shop house. What type of charms do they wish for?

“Good morning!”

“Ah, good morning, Miss y/n,” a deep voice greeted you back.

Ah, so it’s Zhongli again.

He’s a regular customer, he comes here to see and perhaps buy one or two or all of your charms, pottery and other handmade trinkets you had made.

“Have you come here to see the charms? Have you thought of buying some?” you questioned. Most of the time, he didn’t bring the money, to which a certain someone would come in to his “financial rescue”.

“This charm,” he pointed to the brown and gold six flower knots that had a few auburn and burnish jade beads attached to the tassel, “what was the inspiration of this charm?”

“Ah that one. This charm was inspired by the Liyue god himself, Rex Lapis. It’s to bring about prosperous opportunities and benefits, find a trustworthy and loyal partner..” you spaced out.

Zhongli chuckled to which you snapped out of your own dreamy daze.

“Ah, well, that’s for mostly me and the other ladies who hope for a partner like that. Ahehehe..”

Zhongli simply gave you a small smile. “I’m sure you will.”

“Ah.”

He took a good look at the charm again. “Perhaps I shall hang this outside of the funeral parlour. So Hu Tao wouldn’t be constantly asking me how our profits are doing.”

You giggled at his remark. “Miss Hu Tao’s just worried about her company is all. I’m sure she meant no harm!”

“ Putting that aside, I would like to buy this charm.”

“Did you bring your wallet?”

“Let me-”

“No, he didn’t . Let me help you, Mr Zhongli.”

There comes Mr Zhongli’s walking wallet, Childe.

He’s the one who ends up buying the charms and other things Zhongli wanted to buy.

“Good morning, y/n! How are you this morning? Remembered to eat breakfast? If not I got some.” Childe placed a bento on the wooden counter in front of you.

“Did Xiangling made this?”

“Yeah. She said you should really eat up. She noticed how you were getting a lot more locked up in that little working studio of yours.”

“Is that so?” Lately, you’ve been getting more engrossed in your own charm making and crafts for your shop. You had so much inspiration for the past few weeks.

“ You have to remember to take care of yourself, y/n.”

“Yes, yes. Of course. I’ll make sure of it.”

“You better. Welp, me and Mr Zhongli gotta buzz. See you around, y/n!”

“Bye Childe and Zhongli!”

========================== “Ganyu?”

“Ah! Miss y/n. How is everything going so far?”

Ganyu is not a buyer, but she comes in to patrol. She seems to really enjoy being in your shop to just chat with you, and you of course didn’t mind having to talk to her. Who wouldn’t?

”Great and normal as per usual!” you chuckled stupidly.

Ganyu giggled. “Well that’s great to hear!”

“So are you still taking lessons from Xiao?”

“Yep, still am.”

“How are things going?”

She sighed. “Alright I guess. It’s just a tad bit tiring. But I can manage.”

“Well remember to take breaks every now and then. Don‘t overwork yourself.”

“Thank you, y/n. Take care!”

“You too!”

========================== “Need help?”

You yelped in surprise as you almost toppled the box of charms you were carrying towards the trade boat.

Xiao would appear randomly out of nowhere in the evening to check up on you, for who knows what reason. It’s not that you don’t mind the adeptus’ company, it‘s just that he should really just stop startling you every 5 seconds.

”Oh! Xiao! Um, yeah! Thanks..”

He simply huffed and took the boxes from your hand, carrying it and loading it on the boat.

By that time, you scrambled back into your tiny shop house and took out a plate of his favorite dish; almond tofu.

“Thought you might have come back from your missions. Here as thanks for protecting Liyue and…er helping me carry boxes?” you chuckled awkwardly. He simply grunted. “It’s the job of an adept to protect Liyue. ” Yet he took that plate.

This softie.

You simply smiled and rolled your eyes a little. “Yeah, yeah, of course.”

“Hmph.”

Xiao glance back to the Inn Verr worked in.

“I should get going. And thank you for… the meal.”

”It’s no problem.”

He put on his mask and leaped onto your roof before jumping back to the inn.

You had to admit. He looked really cool doing that.

==========================

“Oh, Lady Ningguang?”

“Hello, dear y/n.” She smiled warmly.

Ningguang sometimes came here to buy your charms, or simply just browsed your items while having conversations with you. Sometimes, she gives you small gifts when she leaves. She wasn’t a regular customer like Zhongli, but she definitely wasn’t a rare sight to encounter, well, at night mostly.

“I actually have an invitation for you.”

”An- an invitation??”

Now that’s something new.

“Yes. I‘m inviting you over to Wangshu Funeral Parlor for some tea. I think you need a well deserved break.”

“Oh. Well, you’re very kind Lady Ninggaung, but I’m not quite sure.” Why that place though?

“Come on now. I insist.”

You sweat dropped. Ningguang sure is persistent.

”Well, I guessed it can’t be helped..”

She beamed.

”Wonderful! Be there at 7 in the evening. Here’s the invitation.”

She handed you a white paper that had words engraved in gold. “Thank you, Lady Ningguang. I’ll be sure to come!”

” Likewise.”

===========================

“Okay,” you mumbled to yourself. You had just set foot outside of your shop house, dressed nicely and presentably as can be for your chat with Ningguang.

“Y/n.”

”Ah! Xiao stop scaring me like that!”

He simply shrugged.

“Where are you going?”

“Wangshu Funeral to meet up with Lady Ningguang.”

Xiao’s eyes widened ever slightly. “Oh yes, it’s 5pm…”

“ What was that?”

“Nothing. Come, I shall help you go to the parlour.”

“You know you don’t have to, Xiao. I’ll be fine. It’s only the evening.”

“No, it’s unsafe during this hour. I’m following you regardless.”

==========================

“Huh?”

“Surprise!”

There stood not just Ningguang, but Zhongli, Ganyu, Childe, Hu Tao, and so many others. Even Keqing was there. And Qiqi and Xiangling!

“Wha- What is all this??”

“It’s to say thank you for always being out for us!” Yanfei exclaimed.

“Out for you..?”

“You’re shop has always brought a peace of mind to many of us, and we thank you for being a friend when we felt down, even if it was unintentional or indirect, we would still like to thank you for being there for us to be invited in your open arms, and for the hard work you have put in,” Zhongli stated as he bowed slightly and took your hand ever so gently, enough to make your cheeks dusted in pink over the charming gesture.

“O-oh, I, um, I never knew that…ahehehe…Well…I’m glad to hear that!”

“Mhm! This party is also for you to relax and hangout!” Ganyu smiled.

You glance at the table that’s filled with dishes of food.

“The food…”

“Don’t worry, y/n! There’s plenty of food to go around! You’ll get the lion’s share obviously!” Xiangling said.

“Yeah, we also bought you gifts! Or at least, I bought half of the gifts on that table over there,” Childe stated as he pointed to a table on the left just loaded with gifts, “not to make it look like you’re birthday, but, ehhhh, yeah.”

“Hmm?”

You looked at all the gifts, the food and everyone else who loved coming to your shop house. What did you do to deserve these wonderful people. You tear up a little, overwhelmed by emotions that couldn’t be explained through words.

“H-hey! I didn’t mean to make you cry!!”

“Way to go, Childe.”

“N-no,” everyone else looked at you worriedly. 

“I-I’m just really grateful for all this…. and you guys mostly. Thank you for also being there for me…” you smiled.

Xiao just smiled a little, but it was sincere.

Zhongli went up to you and gently cupped your face up, rubbing your tears away with his thumb. He smiled warmly at you.

“Likewise.”

Things I Noticed.

Okay so, a quick disclaimer. I don't mean ANY hate towards the Twisted Wonderland fandom. And these are things I just noticed. SOOO let's begin.

Stereotypes: Stereotyping in general are just bad, lets get into it yes?

Malleus: "Everyone hates me" This trope just is really cringe in general. Malleus is just alone because he has a intimating aura. Not because people hate him.

Lilia: "P3d0phile" You guessed it. From what I've seen/ heard is that people hate him because he is a p3d0hile???? I'm 100% Lilia has NO attraction towards ANY OF THE CHARACTERS. And only looks after them in a platonic way.

Silver: "My personality is bland as a rock." Silver isn't really in most of the episodes in twst. But some people stereotype him that he his as bland as a rock. And only cares about sleep-

Sebek: "Yandere" There is so many problems with this. Thinking and making someone a yandere isn't good. Even if it's fictional, it is still harmful to peoples mind (Especially younger viewers.). Sebek does look over Malleus, but that doesn't mean that he is a yandere.

Idia: "Hates Everyone" Idia may be shut out of social interaction, and may come off as anxious, but THAT DOESN'T MEAN HE HATES PEOPLE.

Kalim: "HAPPY SUNSHINE" Okay look- this is probably the most weirdest personality a character could have, in my opinion. Making him happy all the time doesn't do him any justice.

Vil: "Regina George". This trope is so annoying. Making him only focus his WHOLE life around makeup and making people feel bad?? It was funny when people called him that, but it then got really annoying.

Ace & Deuce: "ThEy HaVe OnE bRaIn CeLl" Like- I get it they get into stuff a lot , but that doesn't mean they aren't smart ;-;. How would they even get into the school if they are dumb??? Schools are hard to get into. At least make them have average grades goddamn-

Cater: "Addicted to Social Media" There's nothing really wrong with Cater except for the fact that people make him addicted to his phone. Like yeah he loves his phone but like- really? He even has ART OF HIM WITHOUT HIS PHONE! it proves my point.

Sexualization:

Okay so your probably thinking 'no one sexualized them!' And your right. But their are... certain scenes that have been sexualized. For example, when Rook just started moaning out of know were. That scene got really popular just because of that... So I just wanted to bring awareness towards this topic!

NFSW:

NFSW or 'Not Safe For Work' is often a popular subject in fanfiction. People write about these fantasies with their character and it can cause some... questionable... stuff. The reason why I'm bringing this topic up is that, people write them for 16-17 year old's. Yes, technically they are not longer minors in real life, but it's kind of weird because imagine a 25 year old reading NFSW for example 'Ace' who is 16.

It's important to only use over 18+ characters because you NEVER know who's reading them.

SHIPS:

Ah yes. Shipping. The topic that can be extremely toxic. You can ship who ever you want as long as it doesn't effect laws. FOR EXAMPLE. Floyd x Jade, they are literally fucking brothers, blood related. That's like shipping you and your sibling.

Another one I have noticed is Malleus x Lilia, this ship is only okay platonic; nothing else.

Yuu's:

I have NO problem with them except for the fact they make them... Be over sensitive, or just randomly moan.

Bye the time your reading this, your probably nodding in agreement with me or just pissed. And if you are mad about it you can fucking block me. Your not welcome anywhere near my blog. :D

-With love your writer, Sage <3.

Don’t worry because I got your back

The last thing I heard before I was betrayed by the Archons I trusted so much.

They destroyed  Khaenri'ah, my people suffered so much. I couldn't protect them. At that time I was a weak, low ranked goddess. I could have never defeated Morax and Barbatos

But now, after 500 years of slumber I am back. To seek what I want most...revenge.

Short prologue because I’m going through some stuff with school. The first few chapters will be short as well.

New blog @chiyxu <3

Grim can be annoying but NOW BODY SAYS GRIM KS USELESS ON MY WATCH

Excuse me Anon, Grim is a valid character regardless and is NOT useless NOR stupid-

Quit your Grim hating in my inbox >://

DDLC ! genshin sagau — play ?

tw. Suicidal Thoughts , Suicide, Mentions of Self Harm, Blood , Vomiting

format and header credits. @polluxminor

ROUTE ONE. the childhood friend ?

— Thoma

ROUTE TWO. the murder enthusiast bookworm ?

— Childe / Ajax

ROUTE THREE. delinquent nerd ?

— Xiao

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— Kaedehara Kazuha

Play.