(I'm entirely ace, but something about this is too funny to just pass by)
we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!
Wow, Shepard really gonna fuck up my life with this one huh
I got this idea from this post by @/shyeehaw
Who I got 👇
I mean... I think I'd change my best friend but I'm cool with this 😅
Nah they knew what that were doing, it was just finding the right people to read it
i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing
“Those poor boys”
“She deserves to be punished too.”
“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”
“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”
“She put herself in harm’s way”
“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”
“She ruined their lives.”
"I can't dude! He chapped my lips!"
Ok so funny thing is, I don't know if I'm trans.
So I don't LIKE my body (body dysmorphia), but I also tend to have thoughts that I dont like that I'm female presenting. I don't think I would be better off as a man, but rather wish I had the genitals of one.
In the end, I identify as a gender fluid person who leans very heavily on the non-binary and masc side of the spectrum who wishes they had a penis.
I have a feeling none of this made a lick of sense
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since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
Everyone deserves soup and/or hot cocoa
How is this supposed to grow my flat head screw driver??
Performs a german ritual on my little tool
Please check your testosterone
Stolen from twitter but it's important
Source given on twitter
And original tweet
Very punk /nj
Remember kids: one of the punkest things you can do right now is to look out for your neighbors and make sure they are safe
GenderFluid (mostly masc pronouns) [18] just call me sleepy
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