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Writing prompts bitches

Rules: Choose a prompt and a character from my master list you would like to request for. Choose the number and the character of your choice, beware of the rules. I only write for Gn and male reader. You may request the same prompt twice with different characters.

Child reader will be able to be requested.

Nsfw will be able with top or bottom reader. You need to specify if you want a surprise, simply say writers choice.

Minors will not be able to request Nsfw. Please specify if you want nsfw

I will not allow females on here. This is a male reader blog. Get the fuck out ya crazy Bl women and men.

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“If you bite your lip one more time, I’m going to bite it for you.”

Yell at me again and I’ll give you a reason to scream- (nsfw prompt)

”Im fully convinced.. You never graduated kindergarten.”

I’ll just go ahead and fuck myself!- (nsfw prompt)

“Im trying to hide a fucking body what do you need?” Well I- Fuck do you mean a body? “Someone tried to touch, [Name].” Oh. “Mm.

I wanna do bad things to you.. Fuck- (HARD nsfw prompt)

“You look nice in my eyes, you wonderful decadent bitch.”

I shit you not.. That ghost has a knife! “Ghosts can’t touch corporeal things!” Ghosts also can’t bleed but look! “That’s a human in a sheet, you fucking idiots.” Oh.

“Your thighs are pillows and the softest thing ever. Be mine.”

Your like.. The cutest little shit ever.

“Oh god.. It’s.. Its.. It’s my boyfriend coming to beat your ass.”

Your like cake. Sweet all around, some people may not like it, but fuck that. I’d love to eat you.- (Nsfw or crack prompt- specify or say surprise me.)

“Could you man handle me like that?” Excuse me? -(possible nsfw prompt)

Excuse me? Sir? Yea with the nice ass- can I get your number?

”Yeah, no yeah.. He hasn’t eaten any people so far.” (Possibly black butler dialogue)

You are literally as sweet a my sweet tooth. “That’s not— w-what?”

“Hmm. I want cuddles.”

I will add more soon. Enjoy. Read the rules.

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What the actual shit

This vegan baking show is unreal…

PLEASE

This is the Dog of Protection.

Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!

If you're wondering what the music is from, it's from Messages to the Stars by The Rah Band

It's one of my favorite songs

I FOUND IT

If you can’t reblog this, unfollow me now.

Dude my thoughts exactly. Why must we choose.

Jgs to kbu da to ighdngjegcj HIS SMILE fdjgdsg hccbnkhffvbcvj

he so precious

Doggo eating gently

(via)

Nah they knew what that were doing, it was just finding the right people to read it

i am begging this brown bear sanctuary to rethink their phrasing

Me at work deciding on what I should drink for the next 5hours

Bepis usually wins

We love Devin in this house

Obviously

i need to prove a point on my parents

please reblog this if you think that missing school because you're on ur period and you're not feeling well either physically or emotionally is completely valid

Hearing the knife drawer open

Very true

Well....

Does he-

I have a feeling this will become iconic in due time.  

Perfect

Everyone deserves soup and/or hot cocoa

it's cold out there, reblog to give a trans man a cup of soump

I wanna doot doot

ha?

every single person who reblogs this

every

single

person

will get “doot doot” in their ask box

Just doing what we should all do

Reblog

Don't ever hesitate. Reblog this. TUMBLR RULE. When you see it, REBLOG IT.

The original post only has US helplines. I’ve added UK helplines underneath. It would be great if people could add numbers from everywhere in the world.

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696

Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433

LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255

Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386

Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743

Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438

Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673

Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272

Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000

Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253

Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453

UK Helplines:

Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org

Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111

Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk

Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk

b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk

b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm)

Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk

Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600

Drinkline: 0800 9178282

Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk

Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight

India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614

India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669

Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7

suicide hotlines;

Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430

Australia: 13-11-14

Austria: 01-713-3374

Barbados: 429-9999

Belgium: 106

Botswana: 391-1270

Brazil: 21-233-9191

China: 852-2382-0000

(Hong Kong: 2389-2222)

Costa Rica: 606-253-5439

Croatia: 01-4833-888

Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67

Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908

Denmark: 70-201-201

Egypt: 762-1602

Estonia: 6-558-088

Finland: 040-5032199

France: 01-45-39-4000

Germany: 0800-181-0721

Greece: 1018

Guatemala: 502-234-1239

Holland: 0900-0767

Honduras: 504-237-3623

Hungary: 06-80-820-111

Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90

Israel: 09-8892333

Italy: 06-705-4444

Japan: 3-5286-9090

Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292

Malaysia: 03-756-8144

(Singapore: 1-800-221-4444)

Mexico: 525-510-2550

Netherlands: 0900-0767

New Zealand: 4-473-9739

New Guinea: 675-326-0011

Nicaragua: 505-268-6171

Norway: 47-815-33-300

Philippines: 02-896-9191

Poland: 52-70-000

Portugal: 239-72-10-10

Russia: 8-20-222-82-10

Spain: 91-459-00-50

South Africa: 0861-322-322

South Korea: 2-715-8600

Sweden: 031-711-2400

Switzerland: 143

Taiwan: 0800-788-995

Thailand: 02-249-9977

Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800

Ukraine: 0487-327715

What's David Bowie doing on a cat?

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Please check your testosterone

Stolen from twitter but it's important

Source given on twitter

And original tweet

Kggsutsrhvknlggdgs doggy<3

this is so y'all can have this without having to worry about those stupid long posts that keep going around

Hell yeah I do

PLEASE I NEED MONEY-

Don't scroll past, please REBLOG

I’ve seen a lot of posts on my dash tonight about users who are threatening suicide, with other Tumblr members posting in effort to try to get ahold of them. I think you all should see this:

IF THERE IS EVER A TUMBLR USER WHO HAS POSTED A GOOD-BYE MESSAGE, SUICIDE NOTE, VIDEO, OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT, PLEASE FOLLOW THIS POST.

1. Scroll to the top of your dashboard.

2. See the circular question mark icon at the top? It’s the third one over from your home symbol. Click on that, and a screen similar to the one in the picture will come up.

3. Where you can type in questions, the box with the magnifying glass at the top, type in the word “suicide.”

4. Click on the first link that shows up. It should say, “Pass the URL of the blog on to us.”

5. Type in the user’s URL and tell Tumblr admin that the user is contemplating suicide and has posted a message indicating that they are going through with it or will be attempting. Hit send! Tumblr administration will perform a number of actions to contact the user and take the necessary steps to prevent the suicide.

TUMBLR: THIS COULD SAVE A USER’S LIFE. PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE SUICIDE THREATS.

Reblog this to keep other users aware. Suicide isn’t a joke, and neither is someone’s life. If you didn’t know this, someone else may not, either. Pass it on.

Eigwgudjqjkajgxhejjqbsioshgeish baby owl(⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Baby owl nap

JESUS CHRIST

REBLOG

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS AND LADIES: if you walk from home, school, office or anywhere and you are alone and you come across a little boy crying holding a piece of paper with an address on it, DO NOT TAKE HIM THERE! take him straight to the police station for this is the new 'gang' way of rape. The incident is getting worse. Warn your families. Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.

Ya know I really am so fucking tired right now.

Imagine trying to justify your DISGUSTING attraction for r*pe and noncon by saying that it's a sexual preference.

DONT SCROLL THIS IS IMPORTANT!

im begging anyone who sees this post to prevent rapesexual, im begging you. no one will see this but if you do reblog to get the message out that these fuckers exist and dont deserve to exist heres the flag so you can know who to fucking block, report and tell to fuck off

i dont want this to ruin the pride and help with self esteem of being lgbtq+ so a signal boost from larger accounts might be nice

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

Yee-claw

Yee-claw!

I'm not good at human interaction so imma just buy the Tumblr shoelaces

Tumblr Code.