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Sexiest Podcast Character 2024 — Scripted Undefeated Bracket — Round 4

Propaganda

Madge Stallion (Fawx & Stallion):

This is the woman who always has anything you might need in her bustle. Portable phonographs, certainly, but what else? Alcohol, without doubt. Knives? Probably. More knives? Wouldn't be surprised. Candy? Always good to have something to mollify Hampton with. More alcohol? Well, James can always do with a little nip. Another knife? Why not? Lockpick set? I mean, where do you keep yours?

#it's that time again #madge madge madge #she's earned it

#!!!!!

#home stretch

Mari Datuin (Hi Nay):

Shes pan, shes fillipina, she might be God. She talked to the cops without a lawyer, and let them into her home without a lawyer [DONT DO THAT] but she did it for the plot. She’s gorgeous, shes chubby, she loves bubble tea. She was the mediator/ divorce lawyer for a breakup between two of her friends. She has reasonable beef with old people, shes fighting a cult, she is viciously allergic to therapy. Objectively a Character Of All Time. Listen to the podcast if you haven’t.

Mari sweep!!!!

Mari laughing animation by @motziedapul.

Mari art by metmarfil.

Additional propaganda below the cut:

Madge Stallion (Fawx & Stallion):

Madge Stallion was submitted without propaganda.

we gotta get our girl some propaganda. she would hate it, but the mystery of it all is kinda part of the appeal here.

Madge stallion NEEDS no propaganda

Madge: so sexy she needs no propaganda

#madge stallion is a great woman to lose to

#Madge she's a sassy lesbian detective what else do you want

#madge stallion needs no propaganda #by virtue of being madge

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Raging lesbian in a lavender marriage

Seduced someone working for the enemy

Is just as chaotic and at time brain cell-less as her male companions

Loyal but still willing to call her friend since childhood out on his bullshit

She canonically fucks. Like in canon she fucks so much. See above about seducing the enemy and then pepper in her on again off again romance with Martha Hudson.

#madge propaganda time : #she will flirt with basically any girl she sees and oh she does it so well #also !!! she once flirted and got on with technically an enemy in the middle of a spying mission ???? #she went like 'oh sorry just gotta go to the loo' to go spy in the house got caught and flirted so well she 1/ got laid 2/ got information #3/ came back like nothing happened #with some motivation she could flirt and get a boner from a dead rock tbh #madge stallion IS THE SEXIEST

Mari Datuin (Hi Nay):

#in her defence the cops were hot but also she was wrong for that even if she ends up loving them ; do not let cops into your house #character of all time 🥹

#MARI SWEEP

#i don't go here but i read filipina and felt my pinoy pride shine through

#<- you should go here come to the dark side

#Mari is the sexiest sexy podcast character she has it ALL

This is propaganda for all the female characters. Voters please remember how pretty all women are and factor that into every single vote you make. Thank you.

Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari Mari

Kayne🩸

first art of his that I made

I made this stick for an art project and it makes me giggle a little when I look at it 🤭🫶

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crazy how Arthur Lester gets more aromantic with every episode honestly

wh- what was that? THE DOOR, OARTHUR. SOMEONE’S KNOCKING. wh- IT’S TO YOUR LEFT. YOUR OTHER LEFT. THERE. OPEN IT OARTHUR. CAREFULLY. o- ok. *creeeeeak* *suspenseful violin noise* *BOOM.* OHHH OAARTHUR. THE THING IN FRONT OF US IS— IT’S HIDEOUS, OARTHUR. IT IS A… SHAPELESS, SPRAWLING CREATURE, OARTHUR. IT HAS TINY, BEADY EYES, AND A FEATURELESS SNOUT. AND………….. OH OARTHUR. ITS TUSKS, OARTHUR. LONG, POINTED TUSKS EXTEND FROM EITHER SIDE OF ITS MOUTH. IT IS STARING AT US. RUN, OARTHUR. RU— wait. did you say tusks? YYYYEESS. that’s.. that’s a walrus, john. A WHAT thats a walrus. but how… JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OARTHUR IT’S GOT A KNIFE

"You look like a frog who's not to be fucked with."

I blame @spinning-logic for this

Kaos (2024 - )

A long time ago, and I mean a long, long time ago, I was a free man. Free to experience life and love like anyone else. And my God, did I love someone.