This May Look Like An Mcr Blog But In Fact It's My Main/personal Blog And I Just So Happen To Be So Far

JUST LET ME BE.

mcfuck

so uh, reblog and i’ll draw ur pfp, i’m doing it on my art blog but u can send here so, yeah

one time i was in an olive garden bathroom and my packer fell out of my shorts and this ten year old boy just looked at me with absolute terror and without thinking i said "that's what happens when you don't eat your vegetables" later i saw him eating salad at a speed no human should be capable of

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

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Thanks pal!

1) doodling

2) being really cozy and tired and falling asleep to music or podcasts

3) hot chocolate while being wrapped in blankets

4) my mom

5) people using my actual name and not my birth name

i just remembered that post on reddit or whatever where people were like "this has to be cillian murphy because the first image you see when you google him is hideous" hold on it's so funny do you guys know what i'm talking about

The Studio Wall by Adolph von Menzel (1872)

"homosexuality is unnatural! there's only two genders! it's a sin-"

I'm sorry, have you seen NATURE???

ALSO THE ARTIST IS HUMON, FIND THEM AT HUMONCOMICS.COM!! was so sure I had included that but apparently I forgot, so sorry!

and there's so many more species than this that exhibit homosexuality, varying genders, etc. SO! MANY!

it's very much a natural thing. it always has been. unfortunately, while homosexuality is found in many species, homophobia is only found in one

EDIT: added a keep reading cause this is a long post lol

EDIT: everyone in the comments needs to shut up or I will turn comments off, stop arguing, jeez