Imasociallyawkwardtrashcan - Socially Awkward Trashcan

"The Stoppables"

WIP. Pretty sure I invented a new music genre today so I get to name it. I am calling it yarble-core. It yarbles. To make yarble-core you need to make it yarble.

no that’s gengar. gender is a game of skill that involves balancing wooden blocks

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

I’m ace and the only D I get is

Depression

And these gummy vitamins I have to take because I didn’t go outside for a year

"How can platonic BDSM be a thing". It's whatever Sam Reich is doing to his friends on Game Changer actually.

What's the first question that really pops into peoples' minds about Ea-Nasir? I'm trying to write this history down, but I'm struggling.

JUST LET ME BE.

Thank you, /r/ProgrammerHumor, I love you endlessly.

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