This Is So Adorable 😍

Yep. 👍

man I miss being 14 when I was willing and able to write whatever stupid indulgent bullshit I wanted and feel like I was absolutely killing it

Ok unpopular opinion but where’s Nacho and Lalo? 🤣 Because they would be pretty hot tbh if you think about it...

kim is the hottest but saul has the most powerful milf energy

Delane Washington’s car; a 1978 stingray corvette pace car that he inherited from his grandma that his mom was selling online for drug money with Darrel but he called it off and snuck out of his house driving off with the car silently thanking his grandma Odie that raised him for the car. He’s been driving since he was 15 but when he got the car he was 19 and he calls it; Hot Rod yeah that’s right he named his car. When Nacho got his javelin Delane wanted to drive it but Nacho refused but when Delane pulled up drifting in the car to Nacho’s house he decided not to be ‘stingy like Nacho’ and let him drive it for over an hour and check out the interior and feel the smooth exterior. When he heard the year and saw how it looked brand new even still having the brand new car smell he was appalled to say the least. And when Delane can he smokes his ‘reffa in the car. He takes this car just about EVERYWHERE when he can unless Nacho is gonna give his ass a ride but that’s fine because he leaves it at Nacho’s, Skinny Pete & Badger but not often because they use up the gas since they like the car a lot, or Jesse’s house.

I have this theory that Vaas is a fan of Tupac and when Jason left the island he plays California Love in order to remember him. 🌴

https://youtu.be/LRt6TdSvHag

This makes a lot of sense 👌

so um theory about why vaas and citra don't look like your typical pacific islanders and why do they speak with different accents

first of all one of their parents is hispanic/latino so they're biracial and vaas looks more like hispanic/latino parent while citra looks a bit more like the pacific parent

LANGUAGES

theory is that on the rook they have like a super closed like monastery thing and they priest(ess)s have their own language or don't speak any language other people outside the monastery speak and Citra was sent there kinda early in life so she spoke that language the majority of her life so she simply does not remember much of english and doesn't remember any spanish at all (she's also the less smart sibling), hence both the priests and the temple guards speak the monastery language only

and Vaas on the other hand was living his ordinary (as ordinary as life on rook can be) life as a rakyaat warrior with parents who spoke spanish and english so he's bilingual and when he became a pirate spanish became his primary language and hence he has more of a spanish accent and is able to communicate very complex thoughts in english (plus pirates actually have much more exposure to english media like movies and stuff (if they want to))

thanks for coming to my TEDtalk

I recommend after seeing this go play Tupac Shakur’s ‘How Do You Want It’ song and you will get a fitting song for the vibe I had from this while making it.

Vaas is basically me when I tried to drink bleach one time and Hoyt is my brother 🤣

Hoyt: Drinking a lot of coffee could kill you.

Vaas: Good. *chugs it down*

Y’all I just now realized that we need a Nacho Varga x Child! Reader fanfic since I just thought of how cute it would be for a gangster to show his soft side!

This bitch has been smokin’ too much shit my guy😆

@sob-dylan

I have so much respect for this man’s creativity 👌