Down With This Kind Of Thing, Boo

Down with this kind of thing, boo

can’t believe men think they can get away with catfishing me and acting like a “girl” like I wouldn’t figure them out with one question. You’re not slick, you’re just painfully obvious. One whiff of your dry vocab, fake emotional depth, and instant horniness, and I knew. If you're gonna pretend to be a woman, at least try to act like you’ve met one before.

If you want to get off on stories about "girls kissing" from girls on Tumblr, maybe it’s time you close your tabs, touch grass, and get a job. Honestly, this is embarrassing for you. Try harder, because you’ve barely scratched the surface of pathetic.