Mingi: I'm Perfectly Fine.

Yeosang: (to Yunho, Mingi, San and Wooyoung) A guy just walked up to me and asked if you guys were my friends. He shook his head and said "I'm so sorry" when I said yes. What the heck did you do?

Mingi and Yunho, after fighting: Are we in trouble?

Hongjoong: Have a guess.

Mingi and Yunho: No?

Seonghwa: Take another guess.

*Source: B99? *

A little bird: *bounces instead of walks*

Yunho, watching the bird outside his window: Fucking superb you funky little dinosaur.

Wooyoung: What is my responsibility here. To console insecure heterosexual men? That can't possibly fall to me.

*Source: The Office*

Mingi: Everybody, synchronize your watches.

Wooyoung: I don't know how to do that.

San: I don't wear a watch.

Jongho: Time is a social construct.

*Source: Tag*

Mingi: Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they're not gayy.

Yunho: You're my boyfriend.

Mingi:

Yunho: and you're sitting in my lap right now.

Mingi:

Yunho: literally everything you said was inaccurate.

Mingi: Actually, I was right about the hot tub part.

*Source: Vine and Tumblr*

Seonghwa: Where are you going?

San :To either get ice cream or commit a felony.

Seonghwa:..

San: I'll decide in the car.

*Source: Golden Girls*

Hongjoong: *angrily* You wanna catch these hands!?

Seonghwa: *holds Hongjoong's tiny fists*

Seonghwa:

Hongjoong: ok im calm now

*source:Tumblr*

San: Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I have to Naruto run past you again?