Texas ! (He looking at his boy Austin)
Head cannon that Austin is his son/kid
He wanted to be a dad so badly because of his dad’s absence and lack of being there for Texas when he was a child. Having Austin gives the ability to be the father his wasn’t.
a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
painting this on the ceiling above my bed so it's the first thing i see upon waking in the morning and the last thing i see before falling asleep at night
Doing the YMCA at the dying fetus concert
Becoming a writer is great because now you have a hobby that haunts you whenever you don’t have time to do it
immediately showering and furiously washing the blood off my hands after stabbing someone, not because i feel any guilt or remorse for what i did but because i have sensory issues
WHAT'S THAT PUPPET BOY?
Frank iero is a butch lesbian
Gerard way is a femme lesbian
Rusame as the demolition lovers cuz uhh i said so
归于虚无
Out of all cookies.. Out of all my friends.. my treasures…
Why were YOU the one who fell to darkness?..
In honor of my favorites being the final 2 of the creme de la creme poll competition
“We’ve crushed fascism before and we’ll crush it again.” A 98-year-old WWII veteran demolishes a Tesla with a Sherman tank. (Love the replays from several camera angles.)
people are so mean about horror movie victims like. sorry but if i had gone to a cabin in the woods with my friends as a teenager you couldn't have stopped us from reading aloud from the evil tome. how were they supposed to know the ancient curse was real they're like 17
So carry on
florida hatsun miku i do not mkae the rules
“Bwahaha people love to say they go on hikes but what they really mean is they’ve gone on one hike in the past 5 years isn’t that so stupid” OH MY GOD! Who cares! Not me! Please tell me hobbies you’ve enjoyed only once! Tell me hobbies you think about doing and haven’t even started! Tell me hobbies you do every day!
local Texan suffers the consequences of coming out to friends with the same sense of humor as a middle schooler.
the star spangled idiot's friend Tennessee reveals in a later statement that it "serves him right," and "If he wasn't honest with himself and hadn't come out when he did, I woulda had to send in our lord and savior Dolly Parton to sort him out."
Texas and Tennessee drunk and in love.
how it’s been going lately 😅 (I’m terrified)
WHAT IS THIS
what do you mean lin manuel miranda dropped a hamilton nightcore album today i dont see anyone talking about this. Are you guys aware
Would prehistoric catboys be called nyandrethals?
lesbian fujoshis are some of the world’s most powerful people. women making those boys kiss not out of any love for the boys but purely out of a love for the game.
The dude NOBODY invited:
i am a girlboss i am a war criminal i am a lunatic . i am clinically insane & the next virgin mary & i am never going to die
how it feels to have thoughts and feelings and problems you lowkey can't talk to anyone about
my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right