I don’t think we’ve welcomed Idaho— sorry, IOWA — to the table yet!
Happy to use wttt week as an excuse to love on my school state.
(More fun facts under the cut)
About American Gothic — Grant Wood drew his artwork from his rural Iowa experiences.
About the pig — A major, MAJOR pork producer, Iowa has more pigs than people.
About the book — Iowa City is a hub for creative writers. I bet he corrects fanfic grammar. I’ve also heard that some farmers like to listen to audiobooks while working.
About the hat — Kum & Go is a well loved local gas station because of its… evocative… name. There’s merch. For how much longer, though?
About the shirt — Raygun prints hilarious (mostly) Iowa based T shirts. As seen in the actual table videos!
About the poster — WNBA star Caitlin Clark brought fame to the University of Iowa and to women’s basketball as a whole. You can’t not love her.
About walking tacos — A favorite casual meal you might see at a fair or football game, but also sometimes served at the state capitol. No tortilla required, much to the disgust of the southwest!
symbols was the best album ever released
I AM NOTHING - YOU ARE NOTHING - WE ARE NOTHING - UNDER A STEEL BELTED SKY
Last minute inspo:
Saw two posts that contradicted each other perfectly but there’s A STUPID ADD IN THE WAY SO I CANT SCREENSHOT THEM GET OUT GET OUT GET OUTTTT
me every time i bother to check the kmfdm tag on this hellish app
Postal fan art that's a kmfdm reference!?!?
Please take my stupid “AND BUMBLEBEE!” Ahh fic for Brute and REPO! The Genetic Opera
It’s all post canon obvi
https://archiveofourown.org/works/65019289
I just wanna share what I’m doing to Brute
hundred thousandth death online. victim of a cyber crime. painful hurtful web attacks. killed by electronic axe
pope Francis literally rose from the deathbed just to tell JD Vance to eat shit and then died on Easter. a true diva until his end.
I must do this for the of others from one random post
So I offer Raymond Watts
“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”
damn you must suck at cooking. check out some youtube tutorials man. i believe in you.
New trope just dropped
a few doors down from me my neighbors have a squirrel bar nailed to the tree in front of the sidewalk, not exactly this but something like this:
it's been there for years and they never "stock" it so it's just sitting there. anyway, i thought it would be cute to make a little squirrel out of sculpey and leave it on one of the stools in the middle of the night. i also made a little sculpey beer bottle with its own label.
it lasted exactly one day and now it is gone. it didn't fall off, i stuck it on with tape. what do you think happened to it? your most fantastical and wrong answers only, please
missing someone is crazy because you’ll have dreams that r like “we went on a nice walk together :)” and you’ll wake up feeling like you’re gonna throw up
When a fic is so good it makes you wanna convert to Catholicism
but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???
4chan is planning another raid on us!!! What should we do?
quick somebody finger me!
Illi inspired by the „Heathers“ movie poster <3
saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him
dj dave gahan after i request him to play kunst by kmfdm
what do you know?
i love being on the side of tumblr where someone can say danger days good mcr5 real frerard frerard frerard ray toro underrated mikey way being a gay slut fag at 2005 warped tour and get 400 reblogs