Hi I’m Thotguzman And My Toxic Trait Is Associating Buck And Eddie To Every Gracie Abrams Song

Can’t believe WE WERE ROBBED FROM OUR BUDDIE AIRPORT REUNION WHY THE FUCK WAS IT OFF SCREEN

if we get to see eddie absolutely eviscerate tommy i will in fact send tim minear a fruit basket and also forgive him for bringing that man back (again) KILL HIM EDDIE

like i know they gave us two really good eddiesodes before this but. lads. i miss him so bad. i was simply not born to live without eddie diaz. it's just not sustainable for me

What the fuck 9-1-1?? What do you MEAN Chim has Super Ebola and Hen has a collapsed lung and Ravi’s gonna be arrested by the army for domestic terrorism and Eddie Diaz is an Uber driver

if anyone was supposed to have a happily ever after it was bobby, please. he was finally free of his guilt, finally healing about his dad, finally on good terms with his mom, building a house of his own with athena. he was supposed to see may, harry, and buck have families and grow old, he was supposed to have grandkids he can take to the station, he was supposed to cook and dance and kiss with athena in their new kitchen post the finale of this show...

what if you were in an AIR VENT and on the phone with YOUR WIFE and then there was an EXPLOSION and your BEST FRIEND is INJURED and you LOSE YOUR MASK and get exposed to AN EXTREMELY DEADLY VIRUS

im loving how 911 is very, very blatantly paralleling buddie with the main established married couple each episode. chimney completely supporting and being there for maddie, buck doing the same thing for eddie. bobby joking about athena not reminding him about hen’s birthday, buck doing the same with eddie. whether it’s support or just lighthearted old married couple behaviour, they’re doing it. and it’s so obvious. it’s so so obvious.

do you think buck lies awake at night trying hard and failing bad not to think about The Competition Conversation. like "he was a renter? WHY did i say that? A RENTER?????? whatever. Whatever. it's true anyway. he WAS a renter. and he IS straight. and i'm NOT in love with him. it's TRUE. it's fine. whatever!!!!! who cares. not me! 🙂 stupid tommy. what does he know? he just doesn't get our Bond. our NORMAL BOND. whatever. shut up and go to sleep buck. you have facetime breakfast with eddie in the morning! which is NOT because i'm in love with him. just to be clear!" and then he grabs his phone and googles "facetime every day sometimes multiple times normal reddit" and it takes him to r/datingadvice and r/longdistance and he throws his phone on the floor

i don't want to break down the door buck i want him to open it. and then christopher knocked on eddie's door and asked him to stick around okay :')