Gonna Be In Denial And Just Go To Bed Now Bc I Really Don't Have The Mental Capacity For This Rn And

im loving how 911 is very, very blatantly paralleling buddie with the main established married couple each episode. chimney completely supporting and being there for maddie, buck doing the same thing for eddie. bobby joking about athena not reminding him about hen’s birthday, buck doing the same with eddie. whether it’s support or just lighthearted old married couple behaviour, they’re doing it. and it’s so obvious. it’s so so obvious.

“Who kisses who first” “who pursues who” “who realizes first” you’re all wrong. Who is the first one to call Christopher “our son”

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

buck teasing eddie while they're on facetime and eddie goes "oh you love me" and buck says "WHAT noidon't. what are you talking about. did tommy tell you to say that? did MADDIE tell you to say that??you're straight. and this isn't even your house. and i, hate you." and then he hangs up

do you think buck lies awake at night trying hard and failing bad not to think about The Competition Conversation. like "he was a renter? WHY did i say that? A RENTER?????? whatever. Whatever. it's true anyway. he WAS a renter. and he IS straight. and i'm NOT in love with him. it's TRUE. it's fine. whatever!!!!! who cares. not me! 🙂 stupid tommy. what does he know? he just doesn't get our Bond. our NORMAL BOND. whatever. shut up and go to sleep buck. you have facetime breakfast with eddie in the morning! which is NOT because i'm in love with him. just to be clear!" and then he grabs his phone and googles "facetime every day sometimes multiple times normal reddit" and it takes him to r/datingadvice and r/longdistance and he throws his phone on the floor

the damage control theory is incredibly funny to me because like. teasing buddie and whoring out ryan and oliver with no plans to make buddie canon is like trying to put out fire with gasoline and fireworks.

Your lips are way too plump bro

the new pope is gonna be Bobby Nash. he's not dead, just busy. new 911 spinoff will be 9-1-1: Vatican City. Thank you for coming to my tedtalk

buddie first kiss being them extremely happy that bobby's alive. buck is so so happy and smiling going for a hug with eddie and eddie is so so happy and fond of buck he just places his hands on buck's face and kisses him hard. they're both in shock about bobby and about the kiss but they're so so happy they can't stop smiling so they have to stop kissing so they just hug and touch foreheads. they're just so so happy.

(fujo bobby is so so alive and so so happy too)

i think the idea of eddie exploring his sexuality outside of buck is a fun theory in fanon but truthfully speaking i think buck would commit first degree murder if a queer eddie diaz so much as looked at another man after coming out 💀