Need A Fic Where Buddie Keep Starting Sitcoms, Immediately Clocking Two Characters And Going 'omg Theyre

you get assigned gay by kenny ortega. you then get assigned not gay by disney but they let you keep the fruity hats. you come back next year and get assigned gay by kenny ortega again, this time complete with a homoerotic dance sequence. you return again the following year and are assigned not gay by disney, this time accompanied by a heterosexual prom date. you return 15 years later and are finally assigned gay by disney because they now think it's profitable. you are ryan evans in high school musical.

Honestly at this point I'd just kill myself like that's straight up mean dude wtf

Terrible thought:

What if S9 is a repeat of S8? Fun and hope-inspiring A and B's just let down and full of doom.

*During their first divorce*

Eddie: See you in court.

Buck,😍: I get to see you?

bobby voice IM STILL ALIVE DOWN HERE

thank you to trees and also rain

I promise I wish I never lived through that wtf.

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WHAT THE ACTUAL F U C K

“bobby nash is dead” no

every single season yall have a freak out about bobby dying. not me tho i know the truth (He's Immortal) yall #staysafeoutthere

obviously obviously i really want buck calling eddie and sobbing down the line as he tells eddie what's happened. i've been a warrior since the moment that bts dropped and i've never wavered. but. but. equally as delicious to me would be eddie calling buck. whether he's seen it on the news or not because i imagine they'd probably be trying to keep this quiet to avoid public panic (?) but he's just calling buck to check in. their usual daily call. except eddie feels like this call is more important to make than usual. he doesn't know why. it's just a feeling in his gut. that he has to call buck no matter what. and he hears exactly one of buck's ragged uneven breaths and says buck's name so softly and buck breaks all over again.