Inert-projectile - Nonsense On My Conscience

“Bugger Bum”

“Can I count on you?” “I have ten fingers and ten toes, of course you can.”

we lost it when songs started being uploaded on youtube called SPEED UP + PITCHED (TIKTOK VERSION) like call it what its called. its nightcore. respect the ones who came before you. and put an anime girl on the thumbnail

“Close; but close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades,  and hydrogen bombs.”

Fighting the urge to loudly exclaim "cum in my butt boys. I'm done here" after I finish every single task

“Mercy Buckets”

do u ppl say ‘etic’ or ‘eee tee sea’ when u read this?-> etc.

cowboy boobs

Steel toed boobs. Combat boobs. Work boobs.

Is that anything?

“Beautiful! Like a Duck.”

“That’s it get amongst it!”