@ Fall Out Boy Fans Of Tumblr:

doing an English project on this rn and this is 100% accurate

Lord of the Flies as John Mulaney quotes

Ralph: Whoa, that tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child

Piggy: No, that’s the thing I’m sensitive about!

Jack: Well you know how I’m filled with rage?

Simon: I thought I was going to be murdered my entire childhood

Roger: Hey do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you

Sam'n'Eric: I was over on the bench

Maurice: I try to stay optimistic, even though I must admit, things are getting pretty sticky

Bill: He grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled SCATTER

Percival: I’ve had a very long day. I’m very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress I am under

The Naval Officer: Something happened here. You hope it was a miracle, but probably not

Fame < Infamy // Fall Out Boy

fall out cow

Thinking about Pete introducing 27 by saying it was "long overdue" because he's 17 years older than he ever thought he would be

I can't go for that, no can do :(

fuck its so hall and oatesver

that feeling when one moment youre in the middle of a gunfight in the center of a restaurant and the next you're doing pushups in drag and having gay sex

Anne Carson, from Red Doc>

you were too good to be true, gold plated