⟶ let you break my heart again
cw:: i have never written angst like this before. gn!reader, reader is MEAN in this one, reader implied to be an english speaker, reader gets drunk? satoru + reader met at jujutsu high
Satoru Gojo is not a coffee drinker.
It’s bitter, it's either scalding hot or biting cold, and in your words, “it tastes like dirt.”
He remembers the way he laughed in agreement last year when you muttered that under your breath, consequence of sneaking a sip of Nanami’s coffee. He remembers looking at you, his cheeks flushed and his words all airy. And he can't scrub from his mind the way you didn't spare him a glance.
Satoru Gojo hates coffee. But after a long night of entertaining a drunken you, he needs something to propel him through the day. And cocaine is illegal.
His eyes follow you around the staff room. Rubbing your temples and groaning, snapping at anyone who dares to speak.
“Someone’s hungover,” he smirks.
“Shut up,” you hiss. “Your voice is so grating.”
He shuts up, and pretends you didn't say that. He shuts up and pretends you don't always say that. He shuts up and pretends he doesn't spend night after night picking you up from a bar, completely wasted, or dropping you off to a date, or picking you up from some fling’s apartment at 7am.
On days when the staff room is silent, he allows himself a fleeting moment to close his eyes and picture you. He dreams of the thirteen-year long softness with which he can't help but afford you, and he lets himself fantasise that once, just once, you'll turn around and return his lovesick smile.
But on days like this, he presses his lips together in a fine line and ignores the sympathetic glance Shoko spares him.
He wonders what it is about him that is so unappealing. Nursing a whiskey at some dive bar, he slurs out his troubles to a sympathetic barkeep.
“Girls like me. I get asked out all the time. But she doesn't want me, and I don’t know why!” He wants to scream, or cry, or laugh, but he's not sure which and he slumps over the bar and barely catches his glass before it goes tumbling over. “I don't want the other fish in the fucking sea. I want her. She’s the prettiest fish.”
No one comes to pick him up.
Some days you're sweet on him. You throw him a bone. You send him songs in English that he doesn't understand, but he listens to the melody and the gibberish lyrics and he finds pieces of you in the songs.
[satoru gojo]: good song
[satoru gojo]: i like your taste in music ;)
Read, 11:06PM.
On other days you pick him up as the unforgiving sun is setting. You drive, asking him about his day, letting him ramble about his students, or vent about the higher ups, or tell you about this super funny thing Nanami did as though you weren't there.
He turns his head away from you as he finishes speaking, and he's glad he wears a blindfold as it catches his tears.
He downs the rest of his coffee, shuffling over on the couch to give you room to sit next to him.
“Thanks for picking me up last night,” you mumble, picking at your nails. You refuse to make eye contact, which is just as well because he'd hate for you to see the wide-eyed stare he's subjecting you to.
“... No problem.”
⟶ waking up from a nap w satoru
cw:: fluff, slightly mean reader 😇, gn!reader
On one of those rare days when neither you nor Satoru were called out to school or a mission, you find yourselves draped over each other under a blanket. His mop of white hair rests on your chest, snoozing, while you pet his hair gently and watch the clouds drift on by.
You can't help but trace your eyes over his pretty features. Peaceful as a baby, lips slightly parted as he rests without a care. He's really cute when he doesn't speak, you muse.
Until suddenly he's blinking himself awake, licking his dry lips, and shattering every illusion of cuteness you'd foolishly constructed.
“Your tits are so comfortable to sleep on,” he grins, looking up at you with bleary eyes.
“You really know how to ruin any moment,” you smile down at him.
He giggles like a loser, dropping his head back into your chest with a great big yawn, pearly white molars blinking at you. “Ugh. I have a gross taste in my mouth.”
You hum, not at all sympathetic. “‘Cause of all that candy you ate before you fell asleep.”
“Um, no. Because I haven't kissed you in hours.”
“Wow! Harvard is calling.”
“I know right?” He grins self-assuredly, then goes wriggling up your body like a 6’5” centipede, nosing into your cheek. “Kiss.”
You roll your eyes, think about saying something snarky, then decide to just give in this time.
(Sometimes you worry you're too mean.)
(But not enough to stop.)
He grins against your lips when you lean in for a kiss, his eyes slipping closed and his hand working into your hair to tug you closer. Your hands lazily drape over his shoulders, the only sounds in the room being the gentle spin of the fan and the sound of you two locking lips.
It’s moments like these when you remember just how much you like your Satoru. Moments he's doing and not saying.
He pulls away, but not without leaving a final peck on your lips. “See? Now my mouth is all better.”
You're not convinced, twirling his hair between your fingers and asking, “Is it?”
“No,” he groans, sitting up. “Gonna go get something to eat. Be right back.”
You huff, watching him go. “Eat something healthy, babe.”
“I'd rather be shot.”

trope reversal "nice to everyone and only mean to their beloved" aka "autistic person who masks in public and the one person they can let it down around"
⟶ reader is mildly injured. satoru does not act accordingly
cw:: fluff/crack, gn!reader? (satoru calls em "princess") reader wears glasses, reader is injured (duh), just a really wee drabble to make myself feel better (eye hurt my feet), reader is a little mean
Tears prick at his bright blue eyes, threatening to spill over his red cheeks, pretty pink lips twisted in pain.
Funnily enough, it's not him who's in pain. It's you.
You, who is eyeing him with barely hidden disdain, feet propped up on the coffee table and a book in your hands. You tilt down your glasses to glare at him.
“What on earth are you moaning about?”
At that, your fiancé burst into tears, wriggling towards you and wrapping you in a suffocating hug, “Baby, I can't bear to see you in pain!” He buries his face in your neck, soaking your sweater as he wails in agony by proxy.
See, in a recent mission, you’d lost your shoes mid-fight. Rather than falling back, you'd continued through the pain, far too stubborn to even consider stopping to find your footwear. This resulted in the soles of your feet being torn to shreds, battered and bloodied.
(“I did win, though,” you said to Shoko as she wrapped up your feet in bandages.)
However, resultant of your injuries, Yaga has commanded you to stay home. And throughout the work day, Satoru was in pieces thinking of you. What if you're walking around? What if you've tripped over? What if, and God forbid, you left the apartment?
So to come home and see you cozied up on the couch, safe and sound, was too much for him. He ripped his blindfold off, pounced on you, and nuzzled right into your neck.
“That tickles. Please get off,” you mutter, trying to shove his head away.
He whines, only tightening his arms around you, knocking your book out of your hands and onto the floor. “I was worried sick! What if my sweet angel baby princess was walking around? My poor heart couldn't handle it!”
“Seek psychiatric help,” you say, rolling your eyes and pushing your glasses up to your head. Despite yourself, you can't help shifting on the couch to wrap both your arms around him, pressing a kiss to his white hair.
He sighs in satisfaction, feeling your arms around him. “Baby, being with you is enough to keep me sane.”
“Well, clearly not.”
He ignores your jabs, pressing his face right into the crook of your neck with a pleased little giggle, as though he really is trying to merge his own skin with yours.
“I'll start carrying you everywhere I go over my shoulder.”
“You will not.”
“Booo. You're mean.”
i love reader. idc if she’s a bimbo or a crybaby or a little unhinged. good for her tbh. i love her in all shapes and forms. she is barbie. she is a doctor and a student and a barista and she can take five dicks at the same time. what a beautiful world we live in.
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