Quit Nodding Off With Nancy Pelosi And Come And Fuck Around With A Fancy Fujoshi

a kiss for mama

fun day at the beach

My penis just coughed

I know the reverse has already been made but studying for my microbiology final means remembering Treponema palladium by any means necessary

love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

if you think about it, in their effort to be the least sexual cereal, cornflakes are actually the most sexual cereal, on account of the fact that most cereals are 0% concerned with sex in any way

i do not believe in labubus or their cause

Mom used to drive drunk with us in the car but I just wish she crashed it so I wouldn’t have to see your stupid blog

L. mesenteroides (2022)

paint markers on paper, photographed with kimchi inside my fridge

classic scifi novels by men r always like. page 1 here’s a cool scifi idea i had. page 2 i hate women so much it’s unreal