My Mom Left An Eviction Notice For The Carpenter Bees Burrowing Into Our Porch

WE FINALLY KNOW

“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

some of you need to realize that your faves would be having unsafe bdsm sex because they don’t actually know what bdsm sex is, they just want to fuck and also kill each other. you must understand this.

new favorite AO3 comment dropped. short, simple, to the point. made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt.

ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

fun day at the beach

That’s why, this Pride, I’m partnering with the Bechdel Funeral Home

Studies of different materials!! I learnt so much but i need to sleep for 5 years now

biblically inaccurate angels, like ones with anime eyes and emo haircuts and guns or whatever