The Prophecy Came True!! XD

Didn't black sun have a song too? That wouldve been a better argument imo

oh god…

Hunger Games Strategy...

ENFP: Hey, INTJ. If you were chosen to be on the hunger games, what would your strategy be?

INTJ: I'd probably kill myself in a freak accident during training or something.

ENFP: Wow. That's incredibly sad and boring...

INTJ: *Internally* Challenge Accepted!

INTJ: That's right no one noticed that my accident was but a ruse! I faked my own death and escaped the hunger games before it even began. And I couldn't have pulled it off, if it weren't for my most trusted friend ENFP.

ENFP: Woah, what?! I'm in this too?!

INTJ: Damn, right you are!

INTJ: Then, I call for the aid of all our allies across the 13 districts to create a rebel army to topple the oppressive government.

ENFP: Oooh. Can I be like a General of your armies?

INTJ: Of course you can, my dear! Either that or my queen.

INTJ: and then, I will be their symbol of peace and justice! I will bring the end to the Hunger Games, and establish a new world order!

ENFP: All hail, INTJ! Overlord of Panem!

INTJ: MUUUHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!

Penguin Salesman?

Does that mean I'm a Penguin that happens to be a Salesman? Or a Salesman selling Penguins? Or am I selling TO the penguins something?

This is complicated.

Guess I'll just settle for the less complicated option of being an Evil Genius.

What’s your next career?

Mind blown...

Some guy on the internet: "My lifestyle determines my deathstyle."

INTJ:

Test Results

I’ve been doing some online tests recently and I thought I’d share my results. Here they are:

INTJ - A

Spatial 4.8, Musical 4.8, and Logical and Mathematical 4.5 (some sort of intelligence test)

IQ of 138 ( but site looks super sketchy. Not sure if legit)

Neutral Good - Cleric (DnD)

House Gryffindor

Very Flirty, Falls in Love to easily and Falls out of Love difficultly

World Domination Plans

*INTJ is quietly making homemade ice cream when INFP comes into the kitchen*

INFP: hey INTJ. I heard that all INTJs had world domination plans... Is it true?

INTJ: Well. I did once. But it was just a phase.

INFP: Wait, WHAT?!

INTJ: It was half-baked and I really didnt have enough money and resources to actually pull it off.

INFP: Where is it now?!

INTJ: I gave it to ENTP and INTP. They were bored and they wanted something to do in their free time.

INFP: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!

INTJ: Let's just say, I found something better to do.

INFP: Making homemade ice cream?!

INTJ: ENFP said she loves adding my homemade ice cream to her homemade brownies. She's having a bad day today. I thought she might like some comfort food.

INFP: aaaaawww. That's so sweet... Wait...

*INFP hears distant screaming. INFP looks out the window.*

INFP: Is that a robot army?!

INTJ: oh hey. Speak of the devil. They finally did it. And they made modifications. Good for them.

INFP: Is that ENTP and INTP riding a unicorn?

INTJ: *giggle* yeah. That was ENFP's input. Not mine.

INFP: ENFP knows about this too?

INTJ: Yeah, she had a lot of ideas she wanted to add. The unicorn was our compromise.

INFP: Why am I only finding out about this now?!

INTJ: ... IDK... you never asked before.

Griffindor INTJ.... IKR. It shocked me too

Okay, guys. I’m doing a little research for my psychology class. Please reblog and put your Hogwarts House and Myers-Briggs personality in the tags.

Just took a test...

I recently took the La Haye’s Temperament Analysis Test. I got “Phlegmatic-Melancholic”. I’d say it’s pretty accurate. 

Meihem on Ice

Junkrat: Tadah!! It’s actual snow! I did it all by myself (with a little help from Roadie) and It’s all for you!! Now you can keep doing all that Ice stuff you do.

Mei: Snow? .... Seriously?

Junkrat: Yeah!

Mei: You do realize that I spent the past few decades in cryostasis, right?

Junkrat: Sure... but I thought--

Mei: It was an endless, crushing darkness. 

Mei: cold, and bleak, and suffocating. 

Mei: Ice was the tomb I lived in for those years.

Junkrat:... tomb... you say...

Mei: Yeah. I’m taking a break from Ice, right now. But thanks for the snow.

Omega Bradu Outraw