Thinking About That One Moment When I Was About To Get Top Surgery

I want this engraved on my headstone when I die

mangadex front page be like: the girl who was mean to me but shes niceys to me now

100 days until this girl fucccks me (the author gets bored and she fucks him in 15 days)

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I Am The Ghost Killar

You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

jesus no

The crazy part about pain is that it actually hurts alot

Every time a small child starts crying or having a tantrum in my vicinity and I catch the parents glancing at me I’ve started saying “me when…”.

Friend kept trying to tell his crying kindergartener to calm down and relax and the kid growled “I AM relaxed” while visibly tensing every muscle in his body and I was like “oh that’s me at work every day” and we had a chuckle.

Parents look to other adults like “shit are they mad? Do they think my kid is acting like a demon?” And this response is my attempt to say “no. I think your kid is just acting like a human being.”

I WISH I could fling myself on the ground and cry because I experienced a minor inconvenience.

"boys will be boys" wrong: force fem

Doing my part in the boyremoval

If this post gets 80085 notes I will finally stop boymoding in public

infinitely looping gif of utena rolling around