*doom Music Starts To Play* I Actually Kindof Like Scheduling These Kinds Of Appointments Now...

Microsoft Ancient Lands (1994)

mangadex front page be like: the girl who was mean to me but shes niceys to me now

100 days until this girl fucccks me (the author gets bored and she fucks him in 15 days)

gyaru pussy

isekai pussy

gyaru isekai pussy

I Am The Ghost Killar

this shit fucked me up

anyone at GDQ: trans rights!

the entire crowd, every time: WOOOO!!!!! YEAH!!!!

I want this engraved on my headstone when I die

Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.

oh boy i wish someone would notice my cries for help! [someone actually notices] noooo i'm fine don't worry about me

Doing my part in the boyremoval

If this post gets 80085 notes I will finally stop boymoding in public

Stand proud, yuo can cook

Accidentally started writing a Donald x Biden fanfic (edit: UPDATE POSTED ON MY ACC)