Funny Things Michael Myers Did  - Wore A Clown Costume - Jumped On Top Of A Car  - Stole A Guys Dirty

he woke up like a bad-ass bitch pretty face with some perfect tits

yeah he can't drink that milkshakes

(god bless iggy azalea for her BANGERS, such as NYE and i am the strip club, and thanks my besties for giving me that grown-ass man to make my little poor discord meowmeow emo himbo kitten out of him)

They are so…. :]

(ghost) riders in the sky

secretariat: "but this is it; the deed is done. silence drowns the sound. before i leaped, i should've seen the view from halfway down."

What is this ?? A *gets sniped*

in which he simply Sits There

Hostage

i had a dream about micheal meyers taking me golfing and he didn’t say a word the whole time we just took turns golfing in silence and when i won he gave me a thumbs up and left and i just woke up and i’m feeling so sad because i knkw deep down he wanted to win and i didn’t let him.